Rumours and Stuff

[Eelogical]

A strip of tarmac goes into the pub and orders a schooner. After serving him, the barman asks if he wants to join his mate in the corner. Sitting in the corner is a strip of red tarmac. The strip of tarmac shakes his head violently: "I'm not going near him" it says, "he's a cyclepath!"

Are you the warm up act for the chook raffle at your local bowlo?

 

[emjaycee]

Out of Lane and Mahoney, I hope the club is prioritising Reed. Lane had a very good year for us last season but I can’t see him being picked for Origin any time soon.

 

[strider]

A strip of tarmac goes into the pub and orders a schooner. After serving him, the barman asks if he wants to join his mate in the corner. Sitting in the corner is a strip of red tarmac. The strip of tarmac shakes his head violently: "I'm not going near him" it says, "he's a cyclepath!"

I like it @parra pete ... its going straight to the dad jokes thread at work tomorrow

 

[Gary Gutful]

A strip of tarmac goes into the pub and orders a schooner. After serving him, the barman asks if he wants to join his mate in the corner. Sitting in the corner is a strip of red tarmac. The strip of tarmac shakes his head violently: "I'm not going near him" it says, "he's a cyclepath!"

That's just dumb.

A strip of tarmac would order a pint.

 

[Bazal]

That's just dumb.

A strip of tarmac would order a pint.

Don't be f**ken daft

It would order a cement mixer

 

[Eelementary]

I hope this is a good omen!

Mahoney is a great little hooker, and Lane is so under-rated!

 

[Soren Lorenson]

Mahoney is a great little hooker

He certainly is, champ.

 

[Bazal]

He certainly is, champ.

Oof. Unnecessary champing. You'd wanna hope you play ones

@hineyrulz please assess

 

[Soren Lorenson]

Oof. Unnecessary champing. You'd wanna hope you play ones

@hineyrulz please assess

You don't have to play ones, just knowing that you could is good enough.

 

[hindy111]

How many spots left in our top 30? I count 27 so that leaves 3.

 

[Happy MEel]

The math checks out

 

[Glenneel]

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Thoughts on potential line up? I’d say it’s as good as we have. A very good side.

Prefer Kaufusi to Alvaro, has a decent offload which Alvaro rarely uses.

 

[Soren Lorenson]

Prefer Kaufusi to Alvaro, has a decent offload which Alvaro rarely uses.

@Glenneel what the frig are you doing in here at this ungodly hour?

 

[Poupou Escobar]

Prefer Kaufusi to Alvaro, has a decent offload which Alvaro rarely uses.

Yeah more offloads will fix our middle defence

 

[Obscene Assassin]

Yeah more offloads will fix our middle defence

Alvaro's work-rate also allows us to carry Paulo in the team. Would also be good to have in the side when Kaufusi eventually gets more minutes that way there isn't pressure on him to make too many carries or tackles.

 

[Gronk]

Prefer Kaufusi to Alvaro, has a decent offload which Alvaro rarely uses.

Nope. Kaufusi is not in the top 50 reggies offloaders. When he played reggies, Alvaro averaged 1.4 per match.

https://www.nswrl.com.au/stats/players/?competition=113&season=2019&stat=28

 

[Bazal]

Nope. Kaufusi is not in the top 50 reggies offloaders. When he played reggies, Alvaro averaged 1.4 per match.

https://www.nswrl.com.au/stats/players/?competition=113&season=2019&stat=28

Glen doesn't actually watch football.
He just says things that sound vaguely footbally

 

[emjaycee]

Prefer Kaufusi to Alvaro, has a decent offload which Alvaro rarely uses.

I have never understood why Alvaro doesn't use Kaufusi's offload more either.

 

[emjaycee]

Alvaro's work-rate also allows us to carry Paulo in the team. Would also be good to have in the side when Kaufusi eventually gets more minutes that way there isn't pressure on him to make too many carries or tackles.

This will be the challenge for BA though.
Hopefully Evans, Paulo and RCG are all firing and stay injury/suspension free meaning making room for Kaufusi will be difficult.

 

[hineyrulz]

This will be the challenge for BA though.
Hopefully Evans, Paulo and RCG are all firing and stay injury/suspension free meaning making room for Kaufusi will be difficult.

It will be very exciting!!