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parra pete

parra pete

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hindy111 said:
Neither mate. Ducks can't talk its just a cartoon and make believe
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A duck walks into a pub and orders a pint of beer and a ham sandwich. The barman looks at him and says… “Hang on! You're a duck!”
"I see your eyes are working.” replies the duck.
"And you can talk!!” exclaims the barman.
"I see your ears are working, too.” says the duck. "Now if you don't mind, can I have my beer and my sandwich please?"
"Certainly. Sorry about that.” says the barman, as he pulls the duck's pint. "It's just, we don't get many a ducks in this pub. What are you doing around this way?"
"I'm working on the building site across the road” explains the duck. "I'm a plasterer."
The flabbergasted barman cannot believe the duck, and wants to learn more. But takes the hint when the duck pulls out a newspaper from his bag and proceeds to read it. The duck reads his paper, drinks his beer, eats his sandwich, pays up, bids the barman a good day and leaves.
The same thing happens for two weeks.
Then one day the circus comes to town. The ringmaster comes into the pub for a pint and the barman says to him "You're with the circus, aren't you? Well, I know this duck that could be just brilliant in your circus. He talks, drinks beer, eats sandwiches, reads the newspaper and everything!"
"Sounds marvelous!” says the ringmaster, handing over his business card. "Get him to give me a call."
So the next day when the duck comes into the pub the barman says "Hey Mr. Duck, I reckon I can line you up with a top job, paying really good money."
“Swell. I’m always looking for the next job.” says the duck. "Where is it?"
"At the circus.” says the barman.
"The circus?" repeats the duck.
"That's right.” replies the barman.
"The circus??” the duck asks again "...with, the big tent?”
"Yeah.” the barman replies.
"With all the animals who live in cages, and performers who live in caravans?" asks the duck.
"Of course.” the barman replies.
"And the tent has canvas sides and a big canvas roof with a hole in the middle?" persists the duck.
"That's right.” says the barman.
The duck shakes his head in amazement, and says… "What the f**k would they want with a plasterer?!?!”
 
Avenger

Avenger

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Obscene Assassin said:
I find it funny people put shit on Pou for "arguing" yet they reply back. It's very easy to ignore others on this site, there's a whole process to do so. Or if you don't want your opinions challenged, don't post them on a public forum, it's not rocket surgery.
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Problem is mate, when someone else quotes him you still get to see the verbal diarrhoea.
 
parra pete

parra pete

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parra pete said:
A duck walks into a pub and orders a pint of beer and a ham sandwich. The barman looks at him and says… “Hang on! You're a duck!”
"I see your eyes are working.” replies the duck.
"And you can talk!!” exclaims the barman.
"I see your ears are working, too.” says the duck. "Now if you don't mind, can I have my beer and my sandwich please?"
"Certainly. Sorry about that.” says the barman, as he pulls the duck's pint. "It's just, we don't get many a ducks in this pub. What are you doing around this way?"
"I'm working on the building site across the road” explains the duck. "I'm a plasterer."
The flabbergasted barman cannot believe the duck, and wants to learn more. But takes the hint when the duck pulls out a newspaper from his bag and proceeds to read it. The duck reads his paper, drinks his beer, eats his sandwich, pays up, bids the barman a good day and leaves.
The same thing happens for two weeks.
Then one day the circus comes to town. The ringmaster comes into the pub for a pint and the barman says to him "You're with the circus, aren't you? Well, I know this duck that could be just brilliant in your circus. He talks, drinks beer, eats sandwiches, reads the newspaper and everything!"
"Sounds marvelous!” says the ringmaster, handing over his business card. "Get him to give me a call."
So the next day when the duck comes into the pub the barman says "Hey Mr. Duck, I reckon I can line you up with a top job, paying really good money."
“Swell. I’m always looking for the next job.” says the duck. "Where is it?"
"At the circus.” says the barman.
"The circus?" repeats the duck.
"That's right.” replies the barman.
"The circus??” the duck asks again "...with, the big tent?”
"Yeah.” the barman replies.
"With all the animals who live in cages, and performers who live in caravans?" asks the duck.
"Of course.” the barman replies.
"And the tent has canvas sides and a big canvas roof with a hole in the middle?" persists the duck.
"That's right.” says the barman.
The duck shakes his head in amazement, and says… "What the f**k would they want with a plasterer?!?!”
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The circus hired him as a plasterer - didn't work out though..He left 'quacks' in his work!!!!
 
Poupou Escobar

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Obscene Assassin said:
I find it funny people put shit on Pou for "arguing" yet they reply back. It's very easy to ignore others on this site, there's a whole process to do so. Or if you don't want your opinions challenged, don't post them on a public forum, it's not rocket surgery.
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They conceded long ago. Now it’s just one long childish tantrum. Suck it up f**kwits
 
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Soto

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Being consumed by every post on LU is not good for anyone...my advice is take a break and check in every now and then in particular during off season.
During the season different story...stay glued.
As there isn't much sport on I'm tuning into the Syd FC v Wanderers derby..
 
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the phantom menace

the phantom menace

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Poupou Escobar said:
They conceded long ago. Now it’s just one long childish tantrum. Suck it up f**kwits
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chris crocker crying GIF
 
King-Gutho94

King-Gutho94

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Anyone remember this game. The final match at Leichhardt for the Balmain Tigers.

Craig Field changed jerseys at halftime.

Parts of 1999 is a bit of blur for me.

But I remember the opening night against St George Illawarra at Homebush.

And the finals series when we beat the Knights at Parra Stadium and lost to scum.at the old SFS.
 
King-Gutho94

King-Gutho94

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MOSES’ STAFF ISSUE WITH STAR

One of the game’s leading agents has kicked off court action against a former star client over unpaid fees. Agent Isaac Moses, whose stable includes some of rugby league’s biggest names, has launched action in the Supreme Court against Nathan Brown with the case due for a directions hearing on December 5.

Moses was the man who landed Brown the biggest deal of his career at Parramatta but the pair parted ways and it is understood he is now chasing Brown over fees from their time together.


Nathan Brown (R) training with the Sea Eagles this pre-season. Picture: Jeremy Piper
Brown, who is now with Mario Tartak after initially switching to Joe Wehbe, recently joined Manly on a train-and-trial contract. At his peak, he was on a contract worth in excess of $600,000 a season but after being released by the Eels, he found a temporary home at the Sydney Roosters midway through last season.

The Roosters opted not to renew his contract and he has now landed at Manly, albeit on a deal that is outside the top 30.

 
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lucablight

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Poupou Escobar said:
Go on then. What are your other explanations? How do you account for clubs rising and falling over time? How do you account for coaches having more success at some clubs than others?
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It could be a matter of bad luck as you like to say. The replacement coaches/staff that came after Wayne Bennett may not have been as good. Wayne Bennett may have had better rosters when he was there.
 
Tiger5150

Tiger5150

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King-Gutho94 said:

Anyone remember this game. The final match at Leichhardt for the Balmain Tigers.

Craig Field changed jerseys at halftime.

Parts of 1999 is a bit of blur for me.

But I remember the opening night against St George Illawarra at Homebush.

And the finals series when we beat the Knights at Parra Stadium and lost to scum.at the old SFS.
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I remember it well, thanks for asking. Flogged rain and Tigers FLOGGED Parra 20-10. Bought a cap in the way out.
 
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