Rumours (signings, sackings & other NRL stuff)

[Hoofhearted]

Maybe the Bulldogs rumour is false










Phil Gould

@PhilGould15


It’s been brought to my attention that someone in media has reported
@NRL_Bulldogs
have expressed interest in Tiger player Daine Laurie. If true, could someone please send me a link to this report & who reported it. If not, 6 again and play on. Sorry to trouble you. Thank you.


4:34 PM · Oct 13, 2022·Twitter for iPhone

 

[Smug Panther]

If Laurie goes who do we end up with at 1

Staines is your 1 now

 

[The Silverdale Phantom]

Stay on holidays Muppet.

 

[The Silverdale Phantom]

Staines is your 1 now

And the punk is also supposed to be our winger, outside back and utility.

 

[Hoofhearted]

 

[The Silverdale Phantom]

Des got the bum from Manly
for his players didn’t like
Rainbow striped apparel
inclusivitymaroon and white

It was supposed to be statement,
Come one and come ye all
To cheer the games great icons
And sea eagles chiselled jaws.

No we won’t they said
We no like the gays
It’s bad and wrong heretical
f**k no, we won’t play.

They hate being tolerant
And go to hell they will
Unless they strike and carry on
And die on Grahams Hill.

inclusivity round what a joke
Showed that hate remains
For anybody whose different
This is apparently not their game.

Gods country they call Manly
Mt Druitt on the sea
All the players are nice and friendly
Unless you happen to be queer!

Brookvale Oval sits there
A nice spot near the beach
A great venue for Mardi Gras
And kindness to teach

Come to Tigers Dessie
We need a coach right now
No press conference to manage
No bigots or sacred cows.

 

[ColdWetPanther]

So what you are saying is that the Dogs will probably sign him tomorrow.

 

[Tigerm]

Des got the bum from Manly
for his players didn’t like
Rainbow striped apparel
inclusivitymaroon and white

It was supposed to be statement,
Come one and come ye all
To cheer the games great icons
And sea eagles chiselled jaws.

No we won’t they said
We no like the gays
It’s bad and wrong heretical
f**k no, we won’t play.

They hate being tolerant
And go to hell they will
Unless they strike and carry on
And die on Grahams Hill.

inclusivity round what a joke
Showed that hate remains
For anybody whose different
This is apparently not their game.

Gods country they call Manly
Mt Druitt on the sea
All the players are nice and friendly
Unless you happen to be queer!

Brookvale Oval sits there
A nice spot near the beach
A great venue for Mardi Gras
And kindness to teach

Come to Tigers Dessie
We need a coach right now
No press conference to manage
No bigots or sacred cows.

You’ve got to much spare time on your hands atm, haven’t you?

 

[Tigerm]

If Laurie goes who do we end up with at 1

The Sheenius will probably look at Joe O, apparently he can tackle?

 

[Mr_Raditch]

If the club is serious about bringing in Staines then I can see their reasoning in only wanting to sign Laurie for an extra year. They'll battle it out for the fullback role over the next two seasons. I like Laurie but if the club isn't invested in him being the long term #1, then there's no point giving him a long term extension. That said, if Staines isn't in the mix & they have no other fullback in mind, it makes no sense.

 

[The Silverdale Phantom]

You’ve got to much spare time on your hands atm, haven’t you?

Not too much spare.

The irony of players refusing to participate in an inclusivity round shouldn’t be lost on anyone.

And Des dies on the Hill.

 

[The Rosco]

You’ve got to much spare time on your hands atm, haven’t you?

Into a quinella with the shed shenanigans . . . . .

 

[The Silverdale Phantom]

Into a quinella with the shed shenanigans . . . . .

 

[Tigerm]

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Does the LARGE font, mean you are shouting?

 

[The Silverdale Phantom]

Does the LARGE font, mean you are shouting?

No it just means I’m lazy.

Cross pollination from the nether regions of the other forum.

A place of broad sunlit uplands.

Where @macnaz has to check his guns and rpgs in at the door.

You’d swear he was almost human without his LU uniform on. Needs a hair cut but.

 

[The Silverdale Phantom]

It’s not well known, @Tigerm but years ago, @soc123_au and I, we met at the base camp of Mt Everest.

Socky was involved with animal rescue and he managed to save at least sixty six mountain goats that season.

One day he fell down a cravass, slid a fair distance.

Stuck there for 3 days, warming up the ice with his breath and licking it to drink and stay alive.

Then he remembered the ancient call of the Yeti;

Dessssmoooonnnnndddhasssssslaaaaar

And three giant hairy yetis rescued him later that evening.

And to this day, he’s the only one in the Penrith Player catchment who knows the lair of the Panthers and some say he’s seen a Bunyip in real life.

Very spiritual our Socky.

 

[Tigerm]

It’s not well known, @Tigerm but years ago, @soc123_au and I, we met at the base camp of Mt Everest.

Socky was involved with animal rescue and he managed to save at least sixty six mountain goats that season.

One day he fell down a cravass, slid a fair distance.

Stuck there for 3 days, warming up the ice with his breath and licking it to drink and stay alive.

Then he remembered the ancient call of the Yeti;

Dessssmoooonnnnndddhasssssslaaaaar

And three giant hairy yetis rescued him later that evening.

And to this day, he’s the only one in the Penrith Player catchment who knows the lair of the Panthers and some say he’s seen a Bunyip in real life.

What were you doing while he was lost? Drinking?

 

[The Silverdale Phantom]

What were you doing while he was lost? Drinking?

Hiding from the sherpa women folk.

 

[Tigerm]

Hiding from the sherpa women folk.

Good call, they’d probably want you to shave their armpits, where any spilt blood is a night out in the snow naked

 

[The Silverdale Phantom]

Good call, they’d probably want you to shave their armpits, where any spilt blood is a night out in the snow naked

I think it had something to with a big night at the Hound and Ice Pick and although I can’t remember the details, it was something to do with the chiefs favourite yak “ Frodo”.

Im not sure if I was the object of their affection (good) or there was an intent to injure or main me (bad) and either way, I simply wasn’t game to find out.

@soc123_au said to me I shouldn’t go out on the grog and respect the locals, but @This Year? and I got bored looking at his historical mountain goat rescue pictures and went out to enjoy the night life.

Last time I saw @This Year? buddy he was in a Nepalese Jail cell with four Afghan rug traders and a person in a furry gimp costume but he said he had “ everything under control”

They were all singing Barnesy’s working class man. He asked me not to bail him out, he was enjoying himself too much.

You can take @This Year? anywhere on the planet and it’s like he’s an “instant local” and he’s treated like family. I’m very jealous.