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Schoolies

Bazal

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put down da bottle kills ya brain cells
who da hell is church?

Church: The whole thing was over before it even started. Poor Sando was the last one to go. Tex walked up to him, pulled Sando's skull right out of his head and beat him to death with it.
Tucker
: Wait a second... how do you beat someone to death with their own skull? That doesn't seem physically possible.
Church: You know, that's exactly what Sando kept screaming.

[Flasback to Sando being beaten to death with his own skull]

Sando:'
This doesn't seem physically possible!
 

Eelementary

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before I started drinking, I always thought the idea of being drunk sounded thoroughly unappealing. Then it happened. There's a reason why people get drunk, its bloody good fun. Mind you, if you need to get drunk to have fun, you're probably an alcoholic. At the same time, there's nothing more boring than being around a crowd of drunks when you're stone cold sober.

I have never been drunk in my life (without going into detail, my family has a poor history with alcohol and I vowed I wouldn't turn out that way), but I have always managed to have an awesome time, even when those around me are smashed.
 

Eelementary

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Church: The whole thing was over before it even started. Poor Sando was the last one to go. Tex walked up to him, pulled Sando's skull right out of his head and beat him to death with it.
Tucker
: Wait a second... how do you beat someone to death with their own skull? That doesn't seem physically possible.
Church: You know, that's exactly what Sando kept screaming.

[Flasback to Sando being beaten to death with his own skull]

Sando:'
This doesn't seem physically possible!

Also....:lol:
 

Agent Mulder

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getting drunk and sh*t faced is overrated

wouldn't you rather enjoy the holiday rather than feeling sick everyday and not remembering it

you can still drink and enjoy yourself without getting blotto


100% Right!, When me and The Wife went to the States for the money we outlayed we were not going to get pissed every single day and we were very busy seeing the sights and going places to get drunk, We did kick back in Vegas though and did drink a bit, Best hoilday ever.

You dont need to be blind drunk to have a good time, I think you have a better time when you are sober.
 

griffo346

First Grade
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back on topic here monk a good schoolies is get a group together n go on a 10 day cruise somwhere
 

Apey

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I have never been drunk in my life

Nor have I. I have no problem with drinking or even being slightly drunk, but getting smashed etc so I can't even remember anything isn't really my thing.

So long as you aren't doing something you're not comfortable with Monk just to fit in, all is well.
 

sando88

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100% Right!, When me and The Wife went to the States for the money we outlayed we were not going to get pissed every single day and we were very busy seeing the sights and going places to get drunk, We did kick back in Vegas though and did drink a bit, Best hoilday ever.

You dont need to be blind drunk to have a good time, I think you have a better time when you are sober.

wat so u got married in high school and went to usa as a honeymoon/schoolies lol
 

madunit

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Monk has schoolies next year, looking for ideas.

Great places you and/or your friends went. etc.
just do what every other softcock kid does, drink cruisers, pass out on a beach, fail to get laid by a human you're own age, so you procure the services of some 46 year old, cocaine addicted, single mother with herpes.
 

adamkungl

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just do what every other softcock kid does, drink cruisers, pass out on a beach, fail to get laid by a human you're own age, so you procure the services of some 46 year old, cocaine addicted, single mother with herpes.

sounds like a plan...
 

madunit

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i aint disabled bro i find tht to be insult in EXCESSIVE
infact if u listen to sum other threads i tell story how i got high iq and won a few quiz shows n tht
madunit said:
On the internet you are just a username

*Sentences start with uppercase.
*If the person you are responding to is your 'bro' then it'd be a fair assumption that'd he'd have a very good comprehension of your mental deficiencies.
*There should be a comma after bro.
*How is typing 3 letters instead of 4 actually shorthand?
*The word 'an' should have been used prior to insult.
*Improper use/context for the word excessive.
*Sentence ends after ecessive, thus a full stop is required.
*Threads don't talk. You don't listen with eyes.
*Story is another term for fiction.
*Your mannerisms and posts are indicative of a low IQ. Furthermore, high IQ's don't mean you are smart, as IQ tests are biased towards mathematics and spatial related questions.
*Stating you did something in real life is really very irrelevant on the internet. If it is something that can't be proven or verified by yourself or many others, then it will be disregarded, whether it's true or not. Pointless addition and only leads to more dissent from others.
*Your vagueness is hardly supportive of your claims.
 

Eelementary

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Nor have I. I have no problem with drinking or even being slightly drunk, but getting smashed etc so I can't even remember anything isn't really my thing.

So long as you aren't doing something you're not comfortable with Monk just to fit in, all is well.

Exactly. I enjoy a few beers or glasses of wine or Canadian Club and Cokes or whatever with good company. But I don't get drunk. Never have, never will.

That's not to say I look down a people who do or whatever. It's just not for me personally.
 

Jobdog

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Schoolies is all about sex and alcohol Monk. Remember that and you'll have an awesome time :p
 
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