Discussion in 'Parramatta Eels' started by Avenger, Nov 26, 2018.
Tell the misses I said Hi... And I loved the carrot cake she made.
Seriously Hindy. RUOK mate? You sound troubled. Its my civic duty to ask. We are here for you mate. Im sure Gus is as well.
Yeah Hindy RUOK you merkin?!!?
He's probably stuck his fork into the toaster once too often. Being a sparky makes it even worse.
Is that a euphemism?
Not well, could do with some company but have no friends. You seem like a top bloke. And wants to help a brother. A beer dinner and gelato would cheer me up. I also have no money oh and no car at mokment so need a lift if dont mind.
I feel like seafood.
No... But you know what would cheer me up?
We can’t use the words nuts or even huggers anymore???
On the bright side, at least we know the Roosters are going to have a shit 2019 too!!
Might as well shut your account down.
1L of Gould semen?
A $16 gin
All good mate. I know this great little fish & chip shop. Always an Iron Jack and a bottle of port on hand in the bar fridge. Bulla Cookies & Cream Ice Cream is my favourite. The freezer is stocked. Cant beat a battered sav mate. You love Gus and Ive been to Penrith once. We are practically brothers.
There's plenty of example on here that contradict your statement, mate.
May have to get a job then.
Where will we finish? 13th
Best player? No one to really stand out
Biggest disappointment? Most players
First rookie to make NRL debut? Dylan brown
Surprise packet? Norman....cause he'll be looking for a contract
Breakout year? Nil
Best retention? Gutherson
Biggest name we let go? Norman
Biggest signing? Semi Radradra
Will Brad Arthur be retained, if not who will replace him? Arthur will not make the year. All good replacement coaches are gone and we'll probably end up with Andrew Mcfaddon.
Bottom 4. I'm not sure there are any teams worse than us.
It's pretty easy. Just disregard all players you expect to be shit house. This will be the whole first grade side except Gutherson. You would expect that he will never let you down. So he will be the biggest disappointment.
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