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Poor ol' Bileuct must have had his fan fic spec script rejected.
Luke didn't get all that much training from Yoda in the original trilogy either. Shit, every time he faced Vader he got beaten down.
How f**king pointless is Phasma? An absolute do nothing character. Quite possibly the worst in the Star Wars universe.
I thought it was pretty dumbed down. Lots of one liners but only a few of Luke's were delivered with any charisma - others seemed out of place. Lots of dead space action where in the originals I thought the dialogue kept you much more engaged.
Hated the bit with Leia after the spacefight. Really annoyed me actually.
Rey & Luke on the island. I thought it was too much filler. Like he barely trained her and now she is meant to be the Jedi/hero for episode IX while she still feels undeveloped as a Jedi.
They just explain it away with she is powerful in the force. By that logic a child Annakin would have been able to take down Darth Maul on his own in Phantom Menace.
Snoke has about as much of the force as a carbon rod if he couldn't sense that lightsaber being moved. My problem with lazy writing like that is why don't all of the Jedi/Sith just use similar tactics to knock each other off. It has no continuity with the original trilogy in that they saw threats coming in all directions - that's what made the fights work.
I'm Mary Poppins y'all
You guys have romanticised the original trilogy to some imaginary ideal that can never be lived up to.
The golden age of Star Wars was packed to the brim with bad scripting, plots of dumb characters making impossible plans inevitably saved by too convenient rescues, absurdly large blind spots in super powered characters, make-it-up-as-you go magic system, cringey attempts at childrens appeal... I could go on.
But we love them because they're just a cracking tale brought to life in an imaginative universe with quirky and fun characters.
Truly the Boba Fett of a new age. Oh wait, he's loved for some reason despite not doing a single competent thing in his short screen time.
Half the dialogue in the originals is "I have a bad feeling about this". Inspiring stuff there.
A lot of criticisms for this but remember when the jedi just decided they could insta-die and turn into a force ghost who returns at times of plot convenience to explain things to main characters that they otherwise couldn't figure out?
Luke's training was running around a jungle for a few weeks and then he could take on Vader and the Emperor who have decades of mastery.
Darth Vader picked up Emperor Palpatine while he was cackling away at Luke and threw him into a bottomless pit. What original trilogy are you watching lol
I thought it was excellent. Was on the edge of my seat for the last 45 mins. Obviously I have some criticisms of the movie but I don't really want to add to the nerd screeching. Some people need to take a step back from the over analysing and look at it with a bit of perspective. If most of you watched the original trilogy fresh today you'd have meltdowns over how many flaws you can find without the rose coloured glasses of nostalgia.
Luke's training was running around a jungle for a few weeks and then he could take on Vader and the Emperor who have decades of mastery.
only managed to best him in ROTJ after giving in to anger.
Rey picks up a light sabre for the first time and is operating at master level.
And he got schooled by Vader in Empire and only managed to best him in ROTJ after giving in to anger.
Rey picks up a light sabre for the first time and is operating at master level.
LOL, you typed out all that defending a turd?You guys have romanticised the original trilogy to some imaginary ideal that can never be lived up to.
The golden age of Star Wars was packed to the brim with bad scripting, plots of dumb characters making impossible plans inevitably saved by too convenient rescues, absurdly large blind spots in super powered characters, make-it-up-as-you go magic system, cringey attempts at childrens appeal... I could go on.
But we love them because they're just a cracking tale brought to life in an imaginative universe with quirky and fun characters.
Truly the Boba Fett of a new age. Oh wait, he's loved for some reason despite not doing a single competent thing in his short screen time.
Half the dialogue in the originals is "I have a bad feeling about this". Inspiring stuff there.
A lot of criticisms for this but remember when the jedi just decided they could insta-die and turn into a force ghost who returns at times of plot convenience to explain things to main characters that they otherwise couldn't figure out?
Luke's training was running around a jungle for a few weeks and then he could take on Vader and the Emperor who have decades of mastery.
Darth Vader picked up Emperor Palpatine while he was cackling away at Luke and threw him into a bottomless pit. What original trilogy are you watching lol
I thought it was excellent. Was on the edge of my seat for the last 45 mins. Obviously I have some criticisms of the movie but I don't really want to add to the nerd screeching. Some people need to take a step back from the over analysing and look at it with a bit of perspective. If most of you watched the original trilogy fresh today you'd have meltdowns over how many flaws you can find without the rose coloured glasses of nostalgia.
Why would anyone believe critics working for commercial media?Good movie for what it was, but not the best Star Wars movie that critiques are saying it is.
I think the key The Last Jedi takeaways for the Bileducts of the world are:
* DJ ( the second coolest badass in the galaxy) and the Stable Boy - both characters requiring a couple of million overlapping fan sites, and EU novels, highlighting the minutiae of their existence.
* Fetishised cosplay of the tit-milk maker.
* A strongly worded letter of discontent hammered out on a Royal Quiet de Luxe, mailed to Disney deploring the state of feminist politics in modern cinema and their unease that 'the bitch didn't buy it' at the hand of Kylo Ren or Snoke.
* That Finn and Poe 'didn't get it on'...such a let down.
Darth Vader picked up Emperor Palpatine while he was cackling away at Luke and threw him into a bottomless pit. What original trilogy are you watching lol
Rey was already quite accomplished at Fighting with a staff. Hence why she is good at using a lightsaber.
LOL!Absolutely loved it. It was great.