Stiff-meister has arrived

[Suitman]

Explanation accepted.

You are still a knob. :shock:

Non-famous Suity. ;-)

 

[PJ Marshal]

hey f**k you buddy

hey man souey bought amdy faye from pompey

 

[Pazza]

Word up!

 

[PJ Marshal]

Word up!

wicky wicky yo

 

[Suitman]

hey f**k you buddy

hey man souey bought amdy faye from pompey

Ignore crapola

Yeah, I know mate.
Hey, what about that Bellamy twat?
Piss him off quick smart I reckon.

Suity

 

[PJ Marshal]

bellamy is a class act and id hate to see him go, but if he keeps going on like a twat than i say piss him off cuz he is only causing problems for them, he'd free up some cash and we could buy a decent disciplined striker, someone who we could try and groom to be big al's succsessor

thats why i was cut when we lost out on our rooney and beattie bids #-o

 

[stiffmeister]

hey ladies

Are you tired of dreaming about the stiff-meister but knowing you can never get him as there is only one stiffy. Do you feel you at least deserve some connection with him. Well babes, I have some good news for you.

The stiff-meister in association with Images P/L have come up with a life size cardboard image of the stiff-meister in all his glory. Yep you can place it in your bedroom so you can wake up & see his handsome face staring at you. You can still be breathless looking at it.

That's not all. The first 50 callers to purchase the replica stiff-meister will be put into a draw to , hold tight, to win a date with the real stiff-meister. Yes you READ CORRECTLY, A DATE WITH THE STIFF

Imagine a night of stiff, where you will be overwhelmed by his charm, good looks and his dance moves. OOps I got to go, there are 40 calls already

;-)

 

[stiffmeister]

Sorry ladies lines are closed re first 50 orders

;-)

 

[Twizzle]

U buy them all yourself ?

 

[stiffmeister]

Only the production costs there Twizzle. I will announce the winner shortly

;-)

 

[stiffmeister]

The winner of the stiffy contest is:


Angelina Jolie from Los Angeles

You didn't get Mr Pitt but you got a better well drilled cool machine

;-)

 

[Haynzy]

bugger I had my fingers crossed and all

 

[Utey]

#-o D*ckhead

 

[Haynzy]

I hope that wasn't directed at me UTE :shock:

 

[stiffmeister]

Nor me sourp--s


;-)

 

[stiffmeister]

I repeat this is a thread for entertainment value, no need to type abuse. Like I said I am slow to anger but do not push my good nature button too far my friend. If you dont like my posts, simple , dont return. Because even the cool will lose his cool but no point as I am behind the keyboards here & a slanging match behind the computer will not achieve much.

I am good natured but I do have a fuse (My Greek & Italian background will make sure of that).

I repeat to the people who are slow THIS THREAD IS FOR HUMOUR ONLY, COMPREHENDO). You dont like it dont post on this thread. Typing insults is childish

Have a good day

;-)

 

[MystikEel]

Sounds fair enough. 8)

 

[Utey]

:lol: I realised it sounded like that. But no towards that Stiff guy. Sorry Mate #-o

 

[stiffmeister]

Not a problem mate. Apology accepted

;-)

 

[Utey]

No what I meant was I didnt mean it towards Haynzy. But you I find you quite funny and will no longer "abuse" you any longer.