Stiff-meister has arrived

[stiffmeister]

I lied, my mum is American & my dad is half Greek & half Italian. I am a multinational all rolled into one

;-)

 

[sportive cupid]

ohh stiffy ,stiffy ,stiffy, I have been away and thought upon my return I would find an adonis like pic that girls such as myself and Hellschick could drool over but noooo.All i find is alot of talk about it but nothing doing.I hope this isnt the pattern for the rest of your activities O

 

[stiffmeister]

Sc you & the ladies should be happy to note that I am a man of action. My activities are as follows:

1. Each Tuesday evening is martial arts training
2. I have boxing equipment in my spare room where I pound the heavy punching bag, speed ball etc. I also use the skipping rope. I do this every morning before 6:00 am. It varies ie sometimes at 4:00 am in the morning. I run 5 kilometres also
3. I lift the weights 2 times per week using the Mike Mentzer HIT system

As you can see the stiff-meister is a well drilled babe machine.

No picture of me is yet posted as I need a scanner but as soon as I get it I will post a picture but the ladies on this site must also post a picture

;-)

 

[sportive cupid]

ohh I didn't realise that was a condition upon which we could gaze upon you.That may prove a little difficult for myself.As some of youregulars would remeber I used to have a pic of myself in my banner but seem to have lost it :lol: I checked with my lawyer and found,unfortuneatly that all the other pics I have of my remain the property of the Sports Illustrated and Ralph magazine photographers who took them .As I dont want to get myself banned from here I will have to refrain from showing them :lol:

 

[stiffmeister]

My, my if you did appear in those mags, you get three wolf whistles from the stiff

You will not get more whistles as the stiff-meister is a complete gentleman.

;-)

 

[stiffmeister]

You see the stiff-meister does not look at good looking babes in a lustful manner. I look at them like I look at a painting ie a work of art

;-)

 

[stiffmeister]

Hey ladies

If you want to catch a glimpse of the stiff in all his martial arts glory (Jeet Kune Do) , you can catch me training in Berowra but please don't fall in love with me

I only ask that you don't whistle at me as I am modest & shy

;-)

 

[PJ Marshal]

my god you never stop

 

[GoParra]

it's amazing he has a spare hand with which to type :roll:

 

[PJ Marshal]

not even the peej advertises himself this much, suppose someone like me doesnt need too 8)

 

[Utey]

:lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[The Colonel]

19 pages and still counting. Do you have a hand cream sponsor stiff-meister?

 

[GoParra]

19 pages and still counting. Do you have a hand cream sponsor stiff-meister?

I don't think he requires it .... he produces enough dribble ... :blahb:

 

[Utey]

Bring back the Josh Davis threads!

 

[PJ Marshal]

Bring back the Josh Davis threads!

no dont :lol: they were just as lame

 

[Utey]

:lol: I know but Iam sick of this.

 

[Glenn]

19 pages and still counting. Do you have a hand cream sponsor stiff-meister?

I don't think he requires it .... he produces enough dribble ... :blahb:

Hmm somehow I don't think he has a problem with getting enough hand cream ;-)

 

[The Colonel]

19 pages and still counting. Do you have a hand cream sponsor stiff-meister?

I don't think he requires it .... he produces enough dribble ... :blahb:

Hmm somehow I don't think he has a problem with getting enough hand cream ;-)

That is just a bad image to be protraying.... :arrow: :lol:

 

[PJ Marshal]

well if your sick of it say sumthing to get it locked :twisted:

 

[The Colonel]

well if your sick of it say sumthing to get it locked :twisted:

:thumnn Great idea but I'll keep it open thanks!