Stiff-meister has arrived

[sportive cupid]

Thats what they all say Stiffy :roll:

 

[stiffmeister]

Probably SC but that is the truth. My posts should be exciting for now such as the words to my songs

;-)

 

[strider]

Question for the Stiff...

You talk alot about how to get the babes. But what about treating them well once you get them? What is your advice there? Do you have experience with this or do you just attract and discard?

 

[stiffmeister]

A bit of both there strider. If I meet them & we are not suited I discard them in a nice diplomatic way. If we like each other I treat them like as my dad always said to me like a flower.

;-)

 

[stiffmeister]

Hey Guys

Need any advice on the opposite sex feel free to ask the foremost authority on women, the stiff-meister

;-)

 

[stiffmeister]

THe stiff is going to a big Italian wedding this Saturday night. Watch out Italian babes the stiff-meister will waltz you to paradise

;-)

 

[GoParra]

A bit of both there strider. If I meet them & we are not suited I discard them in a nice diplomatic way. If we like each other I treat them like as my dad always said to me like a flower.

;-)

I'm starting to see through The stiff-meister eel now he has admitted his dad spoke to him like a flower :lol:

 

[PJ Marshal]

THe stiff is going to a big Italian wedding this Saturday night. Watch out Italian babes the stiff-meister will waltz you to paradise

;-)

how will you handle the the rellies with their firey tempers

 

[The Godfather]

THe stiff is going to a big Italian wedding this Saturday night. Watch out Italian babes the stiff-meister will waltz you to paradise

;-)

Luca, Gino and Tony will have the concrete ready. 8)

 

[PJ Marshal]

the italian stallion is my hero by the way

 

[Suitman]

the italian stallion is my hero by the way

I thought I was your hero.

Suity

 

[PJ Marshal]

the italian stallion is my hero by the way

I thought I was your hero.

Suity

well my non famous hero you are

 

[Suitman]

Shucks.

Suity

 

[PJ Marshal]

key word non famous

 

[Suitman]

Key word - hero

Suity

 

[PJ Marshal]

Key word - hero

Suity

omg your such an asshole

 

[Suitman]

OMG,

From non-famous hero to asshole in less than an hour.

I'm devestated. 8)

Suity

 

[PJ Marshal]

yeh and so you should be non famous asshole

 

[Suitman]

Have you been either -

1. Taking angry pills today?
2. Had a knock back from D.H.?
3. Had a knock back from Rod?
4. Punctured Wendy?
5. Run out of Viagra? or
6. Looked in the mirror?

You seem a little testy tonight.

Suity

 

[PJ Marshal]

Have you been either -

1. Taking angry pills today?
2. Had a knock back from D.H.?
3. Had a knock back from Rod?
4. Punctured Wendy?
5. Run out of Viagra? or
6. Looked in the mirror?

You seem a little testy tonight.

Suity

someone stole a 6 pack out of my carton when my footy team and a whole heap of other peeps were playing cricket today