Stiff-meister has arrived

[stiffmeister]

Hey PJ

I haven't mentioned this before gut I like that dude pissing on the dog

Classic

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[stiffmeister]

Man that wedding I will be attending on Saturday, I hope that there are not too many pretty babes as it will be alot of work for the stiff-meister to harvest. Lucky my bros are coming to help me out. Phew

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[stiffmeister]

Hey babes & guys , how do you rate this thread ie entertaining, educational, life changing, life enhancing ?

Let stiffy know

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[stiffmeister]

Hollywood Jesus you schmuck, What you type here is also pathetic. You obviously have a chip on your shoulder. Go be miserable on another thread. This is the off season so relax & dont take life seriously as life is a joke & a temporary destination. This thread is only for light entertainment. Go kill a cat or something. Don't take your anger on me. Just Relax sunshine. And by the way are you not also tyoping on the keyboards. How old are you 60?. Have you got arthritus? Whats your problem. Go smell the air. Breath deeply. Don't be a sour puss. Dont be too intense. Mate blah, blah, blah. Go cry to Mummy. Go spit the dummy else where

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[stiffmeister]

Also this forum serves two purposes ie talk about the footy & secondly in the offseason entertainment. I cant please everyone & I dont intend to . Like I said lump it like a man or go to another thread, or create your own. Now take a couple of deep breathes---------. & lighten up

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[stiffmeister]

Now folks keep it coming. Let me state one more time for the slow people, THIS THREAD IS FOR ENTERTAINMENT, YOU DONT LIKE IT, GO ELSEWHERE, IS THIS NOT A DEMOCRATIC SOCIETY ?


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[Utey]

:lol: :lol: HJ hammered you man why dont you just give up while you still have a bit of dignity.

 

[stiffmeister]

Also I'm not a teenager, get your facts right. Now away with the foul language. I dont use childish words like 'boned'. I say make love. So who is immature & besides were those chicks drunk? Makes me wonder. I'm a lover not a sex crazed boner as you say. So go home grandpa. Treat the ladies with respect

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[stiffmeister]

Hammered me? Have you not read my response? Open your eyes sunshine

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[stiffmeister]

When people respond like that they have proven thAT i AM THE WINNER. Relax like a lion, let the prey become disorientated than attack calmly. Aniother martial arts training. Superiority mentally then physically. Remember that

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[stiffmeister]

Oh Hj., a computer geek. That explains it. I'm the one with the mental problem eh, binary man. Guess what, I'm more intellectually superior than you are mate but I know how to enjoy myself. Ah that explains it. I suppose you have a computer science degree. Oh well , firms seem to be outsourcing their computer division to India. Mmmmm. Enjoy your life computer boy. Hehehe

 

[MystikEel]

stiffy, are you a post-whore? Coz you certainly seem to be finding a way to get lots of posts on the forum pretty damn fast....

 

[stiffmeister]

Well Mystik

I only aim to entertain. I enjoy life but some people seem to take life too seriously

I suppose I am a bit of a post-whore but come the footy season, I will be posting about the game

I hope for now you enjoy stiffy's posts

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[wittyz chick]

Mystik he cant help it he likes talking to himself

 

[MystikEel]

Oh I sure do enjoy them. They're great entertainment value - I was just wondering why the multiple posts when it could all be included in one post when necessary.. that's all

 

[stiffmeister]

Well I type quick with one finger then after I post, my fertile mind comes with more ideas. The stiff-meister is here to please. I am care free & full of life & fun, but that offends some people if I am not part of the norm, but why be boring?

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[stiffmeister]

I hope life is treating you well there myst.

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[MystikEel]

Nah it's not offensive. It's intriguing.

 

[MystikEel]

And life is alright at the moment. I can't complain much

 

[stiffmeister]

Thats the word, intriguing. Good interpretation there Mystik. My aim is not to be boring but mysterious in a stiffy kind of way.

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