Stiff-meister has arrived

[MystikEel]

My aim is not to be boring but mysterious in a stiffy kind of way.

If anyone ever makes a thread of memorable quotes, this one is a definite.

Intriguing, humourous, odd, weirdness... and expectable behaviour - all in one thread!

 

[stiffmeister]

I bow down to your applause. As Augustus once stated, clap for my achievements

;-)

 

[MystikEel]

Wasn't Augustus killed by someone? Or have I got people mixed up.... :|

 

[stiffmeister]

No he died an old man. Maybe you're thinking of Caesar

 

[stiffmeister]

Augustus died peacefully & Tiberius took over

;-)

 

[MystikEel]

Oh ok. Well that explains why I stopped doing history in year 8 and never did it again

 

[stiffmeister]

No problem there. The ancient Romans had the most sophisticated political system in ancient times. I'm proud of my heritage but also my Greek & American heritage. I am from Ney York originally. All the stiffs family is there

;-)

 

[MystikEel]

Nice! I'm 1/4 Lebanese, 1/4 English.. and a bit of everything else. Im a mixture :x

 

[stiffmeister]

Did you know thw following Americans are of Lebanese heritage:

1. Sammy Hager - ex lead singer of Van Halen
2.Dick dale - the king of the surf guitar
3. Shannon Elizabeth - that babe who played the Czech student in American Pie
4. Khrystyne Haje - she starred in head of the class
5. Salma Hayek - 1/2 Lebanese., 1/2 mexican
6 . Tiffany - the singer fron the 80's
7.Amy Yasbeck - actress
8. Frank Zappa
9. Wendie Malick - She plays Nina Van Horn in Just shoot me
10.Neil Sedaka
11. Shakira - 1/2 lebanese, 1/2 Spanish
- 12.Yasmine Bleeth - Baywatch Series

There are many more

You should be proud of your Lebanese heritage

;-)

 

[stiffmeister]

We yanks are somewhat misunderstood. We protect many nations anyways nice talking with you, the stiff has to plough his trade

Speak to you later

;-)

 

[Hollywood Jesus]

Also I'm not a teenager, get your facts right.

Give it a couple of years, mate, you'll get there eventually.

 

[stiffmeister]

It's all good fun Hj its all good fun

Now I must go

;-)

 

[MystikEel]

yeah im not afraid to tell people ive got lebanese heritage if thats what you mean..

 

[PJ Marshal]

hey jesus man i have seen u dish out a hmmering like that since the days of u sparring with misty

 

[stiffmeister]

Hey PJ , this was no hammering. The stiff-meister gave as good as he got. You drunk there boy?. The stiff-meister is not only good looking but he is also an intellectual giant.

You're dealing with the stiff here not that Misty dude

;-)

 

[Stagger eel]

Hey Stiffy!!

did you know that

1 Fred Durst
2 Axl Rose
3 Mat Damen
4 Terry Hill
5 Daryl Sommers
6 all the presenters on triple M
7 Puff Daddy
8 Ray Hadley
9 Peter Peters
10 Paris Hilton

are all tossers???

you should be proud of your heritage!!

 

[stiffmeister]

How is Terry Hill & Daryl Sommers part of my heritage. And what is your heritage

The stiff is very proud of his heritage, his body & his mind


;-)

 

[Utey]

Hey Stiffy!!

did you know that

1 Fred Durst
2 Axl Rose
3 Mat Damen
4 Terry Hill
5 Daryl Sommers
6 all the presenters on triple M
7 Puff Daddy
8 Ray Hadley
9 Peter Peters
10 Paris Hilton

are all tossers???

you should be proud of your heritage!!

What has that got to do with anything?

 

[stiffmeister]

I think he is referring to my backgroud ie My dad is 50% Greek & 50% Italian & my mom is American

;-)

 

[Stagger eel]

Hey Stiffy!!

did you know that

1 Fred Durst
2 Axl Rose
3 Mat Damen
4 Terry Hill
5 Daryl Sommers
6 all the presenters on triple M
7 Puff Daddy
8 Ray Hadley
9 Peter Peters
10 Paris Hilton

are all tossers???

you should be proud of your heritage!!

What has that got to do with anything?

read 10 posts up and you'll get your answer ;-)