Stiff-meister has arrived

[stiffmeister]

You just reminded me of Deflep. I have onee of their CD, I think its called Hysteria. I will now play that CD. Great songs ie Women (hubba bubba) etc

The stiff is excited again. I will play it while I train.

Mate do you reckon its because of thie influence of this music that we love to chase the ladies.

;-)

 

[stiffmeister]

Remember Twisted Sister?

"I wanna rock, I wanna rock'

Whatever happened to those two hit wonders

 

[stiffmeister]

The stiff is a legend

8)

 

[stiffmeister]

The stiff meister is a national treasure

8)

 

[JessEel]

The stiff is a legend

8)

The stiff meister is a national treasure

8)

*vomits*
:roll: :roll: :roll:

 

[stiffmeister]

Jess if you're vomiting just drink some lemonade & think of the stiff-meister

;-)

 

[JessEel]

if you do not let this thread die i will find you and injure you in the nether region

 

[wittyz chick]

:lol: go jess

oops hang on i jst brought it back up...sorry jess

 

[stiffmeister]

It's okay Wittyz, the stiff doesn't mind

;-)

 

[NorthShoreEel]

Hey stuff mister! Can you gimme a few tips on how i can get my posts up as quick as you? You seem to be the master at it?
This is only my second post - as you can see.
Is there a prize for the most posts? Other than showing you inability to type more than one sentence together, therefore, forming a paragraph?
(This should give you a reason for at least 15 new posts on this thread?)
:lol:

 

[stiffmeister]

Mate I type with two fingers but as quick as a jackhammer. You need to be quick in life ie when you see a babe you like you have to go for the kill quickly before another dude strikes first. Even though another dude is talking to a babe you have to wait like a snake in a grass for the right opportunity before you grass cut him ie for eg when he goes to the loo you have to move in quick, use your charm attack & pick up the babe before he comes back from his business. Quick execution is the key

;-)

 

[stiffmeister]

AS SEINFELD WOULD SAY, "THIS SHOW IS ABOUT NOTHING".

The same with this thread

;-)

 

[stiffmeister]

Lets keep this thread going. The stiff-meister has been busy with work but will post more educational stuff soon.


;-)

 

[wittyz chick]

Lets keep this thread going. The stiff-meister has been busy with work but will post more educational stuff soon.


;-)

LETS NOT!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[bartman]

If this thread ever gets to have a whole page of posts just by the Stiff, then I say it has no choice but to die?

* edit - there's now 20 posts on this page, stiff's signed off for a while, next post will tip it over to page 31...

 

[Stagger eel]

I'm very tempted to lock it.

30 pages of crap will just about do me!!

 

[The Colonel]

I'm very tempted to lock it.

30 pages of crap will just about do me!!

I'd rather 30 pages of crap than have to edit his posts from everywhere else. ;-)

 

[JessEel]

haven't you seen the halloween episode of the simpsons where the advertisments go crazy and take over the town.
(HOMER: he came to life....... good for him )

lisa goes to the ad agency and they get paul anka to sing a song to defeat the giant billboards:

"just don't look, just don't look........"
"just don't look, just don't look........"
"just don't look, just don't look........"

 

[Stagger eel]

point taken! on both counts

 

[stiffmeister]

Thanks peoples.

To my fans , as the stiff-meister is busy at the moment I ask that you keep this thread alive till the official footy season begins

Please eelavation dont get your panties in a knot

;-)