Stiff-meister has arrived

[sportive cupid]

Ahhh Stiffy .I float in here after a lengthly absence and find that you syill havent posted that pic/Now how is Mystic to identify you amungst all those hunky eels fans? :lol:

 

[MystikEel]

Thats a good point, sportive!!! ;-)

 

[sportive cupid]

Yes Mystik 8) Hope Stiffy has a good come back

 

[stiffmeister]

Easy Sporty

Just look for the best looking guy with the charismatic charm. Just walk within 10 feet of me & you will feel the charm. Also as a backup just look for the area where most babes are seated. they tend to be around me like wolves amongst the sheep

;-)

 

[MystikEel]

Pfft. Scared to show your face.

scared I tells ya!!!!

:lol: 8)

 

[stiffmeister]

Seeing me in the flesh is best but be warned, you may have a heart attack because of my good looks

I will post one when I buy a digital camera

;-)

 

[MystikEel]

Right o then... :mrgreen:

 

[stiffmeister]

Make sure you get inspected by a physician to make sure that you have a strong heart as babes have had minor cardiac arrest looking at my good looks.

Doctors call this condition, stiffmeisturism

;-)

 

[MystikEel]

I'm sure I'll be ok.

 

[Stagger eel]

Make sure you get inspected by a physician to make sure that you have a strong heart as babes have had minor cardiac arrest looking at my good looks.

Doctors call this condition, stiffmeisturism

;-)

also known as Moronicexposure syndrome.

 

[stiffmeister]

Does any babe need a job as a secretary

I need one for the Stiff-meister fan club.

Send me your resumes. Duties include:

- Answering emails on my behalf
-sending out signed pictures of yours truly
-updating my website
- taking phone calls for my fans
- booking my appearances at clubs etc
-booking my dates
- arranging security to keep unwanted advances on me by babes

8)

 

[Haynzy]

I'll do it............
where do I send my resume?

 

[stiffmeister]

Haynzy, are you a chick ?

Send to stiffmeisterisahunk@optusnet.com.au

8)

 

[eelsta]

wheres your website :?:

 

[eelsta]

wheres your website :?:

how much do i get paid for this chance of a lifetime :!:

 

[Pazza]

Give your self a rim job stiff, you tool

 

[stiffmeister]

No thanks pazza, I dont share the same hobbies as you :arrow:

Eelsta it is an honourary position

;-)

 

[eelsta]

sorry i'm not into honourary positions ..................not even for his highness..........

 

[stiffmeister]

Just a general comment, the stiff is a fan of the blonde babes

;-)

 

[stiffmeister]

Oh well you had an opportunity eelsta to work for the man who is better looking than Brad Fitt. My jaw structure is much better

8)