Stiff-meister has arrived

[stiffmeister]

Folks

The stiff-meister is back after 4 glorious days surfing on the Gold Coast.

Plenty of babes, sun, surf, ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh love is in the air---

8)

 

[NorthShoreEel]

Dont tell me you brought back another stray!! I thought the RSPCA had threatened to take legal action if you were seen in the vicinity of any young labradors.

Your sick man.

 

[Ron Jeremy]

Mate i hope you've picked up!

If you haven't then they are just lame, how can anyone with your good looks, music taste be regected?

 

[stiffmeister]

RJ I definitely picked up

The Gold Coast babes as always were very impressed by the stiffler charm. One in particular wished that I move there on a permanent basis but I got to satisfy the Sydney women first. You see I work like a salesman, on a geographical basis which is Sydney

I played VH while I was there & the bronzed babes loved the music

;-)

 

[Ron Jeremy]

Good work, i knew they wouldn't resist.

You also would have shown them a new world and whacking on say CD Van Halen 1 or 1984 onto the stereo!

 

[stiffmeister]

Yeh, I kept playing Panama & a couple of D L Roth ie Yankee Rose. Mate Yankee Rose is great loud esp the bass in the beginning

;-)

 

[stiffmeister]

Where can the stiff get to know some eels cheerleaders as I want to admire their dance techniques.

I enjoy art in motion

;-)

 

[stiffmeister]

I have a brilliant idea . Why don't I sponsor the cheerleaders & call then the stiff-meister eels cheerleading squad

;-)

 

[stiffmeister]

Actually I can be their gear manager as part of the deal

;-)

 

[stiffmeister]

wow what a brainstorming session by the stiffler

;-)

 

[MystikEel]

Here's a question, Stiff. Are you gonna turn up to the games when the season starts?

 

[stiffmeister]

Maybe Ron can become the sleeve sponsor

;-)

 

[stiffmeister]

OH yeah definitely.

Last miserable season I went to 9 games

8)

 

[stiffmeister]

What's more fearsome than a rampaging elephant?. A rampaging stiff-meister

;-)

 

[stiffmeister]

Here's a riddle

How many stiff-meister does it take to date 20 women at the same time?








one, Me

;-)

 

[stiffmeister]

Mystik

If you want to keep an eye out just look for the best looking eels fan.

;-)

 

[stiffmeister]

Actually as you are a photographer feel free taking a shot of me on the Harley in front of the Stadium

I won't charge you for the shot & as an added bonus I will sign it for you

;-)

 

[MystikEel]

All depends on where you will be if you decide to attend the home games.. you'd better be up on the north terrace... 8)

 

[stiffmeister]

I'm usually there. Depends on who's playing. The better the opposition, the closer I am near the field. On the other hand if we play a lousy teamt than I don't really mind where I sit

;-)

 

[MystikEel]

Right. I'll keep an eye out for you then.