Discussion in 'Firkin Fun Bar' started by sensesmaybenumbed, May 26, 2016.
Halloween was last month
Not sure if that classifies as "trick or treat"
More like molestation
He lies, there is never any candy he promises
Relieved it isn't a cake this time..
The problem with the cake thing is that sometimes the cake doesn’t always get delivered to the right address..
Then things get really awkward..
Not necessarily, sounds like a good start to a “that’s how I met your mother” story to the kids.
I woke up outside this morning. Many scenes missing as well as my keys. Wallet, phone and pants present and accounted for luckily.
Off to the pub soon for round 2, my everything is hurting
This time last year: fielding at slip, engaged in banter, leads to a batsman attempting to throw a headbutt at me. Batsman ultimately gets off through farcical rules.
In the home meeting against the same mob, on the end of genuine Matt Hayden level abuse, I rescued us from 5/60 chasing 195 but wound up losing by two runs
Today I hit that mother f**ker out of the attack to help us to a total of 240 and ultimately a 120 run win. Feels good man
So it’s 2:1 to him now?
I'd call it 1:1 with a draw in the second. Partlybecause he did absolutely nothing in that game despite his side winning.
Partly because if there's one thing cricket loves it's a draw
Did you include “what if he bowls a piano down to you will you be able to play that?” And “you’re seeing the balls as well as a lesbian “ into the sledging routine?
Also, morning. Another round of scenes missing from last night. Current hungover status is if I was a horse I would be shot
Bohemian Rhapsody is a fantastic movie, not a Queen fan but loved the movie
Am I imagining things or did there used to be a relationship advice thread in the FFB when I used to come here 4+ years ago?
Stormy probs got it locked by being a sexual deviant
Man we used to have some deviant merkins around here...I miss them.
Also here is the last relationship thread. I think.
Surprisingly not locked.
Was Stormy the one that posted pics of her clothed boobs so all the thirsty boys could slobber over them?
Thirsty boys and girls, from memory.
They were popular pectorals
Cliffy has some quality bewbage
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