Rhino_NQ
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Halloween was last monthI’ve had trouble finding a ribbon big enough to wrap myself in, but now that I’ve sorted that out I’m on my way over.
Halloween was last monthI’ve had trouble finding a ribbon big enough to wrap myself in, but now that I’ve sorted that out I’m on my way over.
Halloween was last month
He lies, there is never any candy he promisesNot sure if that classifies as "trick or treat"
More like molestation
Relieved it isn't a cake this time..I’ve had trouble finding a ribbon big enough to wrap myself in, but now that I’ve sorted that out I’m on my way over.
The problem with the cake thing is that sometimes the cake doesn’t always get delivered to the right address..Relieved it isn't a cake this time..
Not necessarily, sounds like a good start to a “that’s how I met your mother” story to the kids.The problem with the cake thing is that sometimes the cake doesn’t always get delivered to the right address..
Then things get really awkward..
So it’s 2:1 to him now?This time last year: fielding at slip, engaged in banter, leads to a batsman attempting to throw a headbutt at me. Batsman ultimately gets off through farcical rules.
In the home meeting against the same mob, on the end of genuine Matt Hayden level abuse, I rescued us from 5/60 chasing 195 but wound up losing by two runs
Today I hit that mother f**ker out of the attack to help us to a total of 240 and ultimately a 120 run win. Feels good man
So it’s 2:1 to him now?
Did you include “what if he bowls a piano down to you will you be able to play that?” And “you’re seeing the balls as well as a lesbian “ into the sledging routine?I'd call it 1:1 with a draw in the second. Partlybecause he did absolutely nothing in that game despite his side winning.
Partly because if there's one thing cricket loves it's a draw
Am I imagining things or did there used to be a relationship advice thread in the FFB when I used to come here 4+ years ago?
There was.
Stormy probs got it locked by being a sexual deviant
Was Stormy the one that posted pics of her clothed boobs so all the thirsty boys could slobber over them?