Superthread LXIX - Honouring Mork from Ork - RIP Robin Williams

[thorson1987]

Sauce on top, and a shitload of it too.

 

[Drew-Sta]

I'll respond to the apologists when I get onto my laptop. Now, some humour.

The Saints Facebook post updated that Dan Hunt copped a Grade 1 charge for some rubbish shot on Sunday. My response:

BREAKING NEWS: St George Illawarra are seeking legal council to defend the charge against Dan Hunt's Grade 1 tackle on the weekend.

"It's an utter disgrace that Dan has been charged with any tackling misdemeanour," Peter Doust remarked with Crown Lager in hand. "Everyone knows Dan's defence is practically non-existent. Such a charge is not only laughable, but defamatory. We won't stand for such disgraceful acts by the NRL."

Hunt was devastated at the charge, breaking down in tears at training when he was informed.

"Every week I try my best to tackle as softly as I can," he whimpered. "And they do this? Its just so cruel. I mean, everyone knows I hit like a wet paper bag. Why are the NRL making an example out of me for? Do they want to remove all contact from the game, even my virtually non-existent impacts? It's so discouraging."

Mastercoach Paul McGregor was adamant that Dan's loss will adversely affect the rest of the squad.

"Dan's one of those guys who's contribution to the side is intangible, mostly," he said. "He peels the oranges, picks guys up in his Toyota Prius and drives them to training, records all the other games so we can review our opposition on Tuesday morning - he really is the starch in this team. Losing him will completely dismantle any chance we had of getting to the semi's. Its completely derailed our season."

Hunt's appeal is likely to be reviewed during the week. Stay tuned for more updates.

 

[Scott Gourley's Lovechild]

You can join me in being barred from the STGI Facebook site

 

[thorson1987]

I like it Drew.

 

[Drew-Sta]

You can join me in being barred from the STGI Facebook site

I won't settle for anything less.

I like it Drew.

 

[Red Bear]

The other angle could've been gunning for a higher grading so he missed longer.

Liked the "Peter Doust with Crown Lager in hand" touch

 

[Scott Gourley's Lovechild]

The other angle could've been gunning for a higher grading so he missed longer.

Liked the "Peter Doust with Crown Lager in hand" touch

If you have Twitter, follow Fake Doustie.

 

[umina panther]

You can join me in being barred from the STGI Facebook site

All cool people are banned from their teams facebook pages

 

[Drew-Sta]

The other angle could've been gunning for a higher grading so he missed longer.

Liked the "Peter Doust with Crown Lager in hand" touch

Its good the first few times, its a bit tired these days.

 

[Rhino_NQ]

evening

 

[Didgi]

I'd turn gay for Passenger. Slowly getting me through exam blocks.

 

[thorson1987]

All cool people are banned from their teams facebook pages

I don't bother posting on ours. So much stupidity.

Alas, all the cool people are blocked by Slothfield on twitter.

 

[Scott Gourley's Lovechild]

I believe I was entirely justified in my comments, Matt Prior was useless!

 

[Alba]

stupid Melbourne. Ruined my best chance at a perfect round

 

[Apey]

Well my DreamTeam season is over. :lol:

I had 3 trades left coming into last round. Jake Friend, Wade Graham and Fensom all bit the bullet. Burgess didn't play. Took Burgess out this week an hour and a half before kick-off and lost in a close one. Now George Burgess and Josh Starling are suspended next week. FMD.

 

[umina panther]

I believe I was entirely justified in my comments, Matt Prior was useless!

Brent Shite was the end of me. I stand by my comments that we are better when he's injured

 

[Bulldog Force]

Evening!

 

[Jason Maher]

I'll respond to the apologists when I get onto my laptop. Now, some humour.

The Saints Facebook post updated that Dan Hunt copped a Grade 1 charge for some rubbish shot on Sunday. My response:

BREAKING NEWS: St George Illawarra are seeking legal council to defend the charge against Dan Hunt's Grade 1 tackle on the weekend.

"It's an utter disgrace that Dan has been charged with any tackling misdemeanour," Peter Doust remarked with Crown Lager in hand. "Everyone knows Dan's defence is practically non-existent. Such a charge is not only laughable, but defamatory. We won't stand for such disgraceful acts by the NRL."

Hunt was devastated at the charge, breaking down in tears at training when he was informed.

"Every week I try my best to tackle as softly as I can," he whimpered. "And they do this? Its just so cruel. I mean, everyone knows I hit like a wet paper bag. Why are the NRL making an example out of me for? Do they want to remove all contact from the game, even my virtually non-existent impacts? It's so discouraging."

Mastercoach Paul McGregor was adamant that Dan's loss will adversely affect the rest of the squad.

"Dan's one of those guys who's contribution to the side is intangible, mostly," he said. "He peels the oranges, picks guys up in his Toyota Prius and drives them to training, records all the other games so we can review our opposition on Tuesday morning - he really is the starch in this team. Losing him will completely dismantle any chance we had of getting to the semi's. Its completely derailed our season."

Hunt's appeal is likely to be reviewed during the week. Stay tuned for more updates.

:lol:

 

[Red Bear]

Rewatched life of Brian. Brilliant

 

[Apey]

Lost a different league game by 51 points. Leaving Burgess out cost me 52 points. Urge to rage rising.