Superthread LXIX - Honouring Mork from Ork - RIP Robin Williams

[Rhino_NQ]

ive been nose to nose with a 600kg polar bear before with just wire between us and would back 1 of them against 2 of anything else on land on this planet. The power they have in one strike is just freakish. Ive seen a 1 year old bear rip a few outer strips off a coconut with its teeth and then get bored with it and then crush it with it's paw without much effort.

 

[Misanthrope]

Even BF gets more c**k than me.

Quality, not quantity. I wouldn't want one of his back alley customers jabbing their infected, oozing, crusty todgers anywhere near you.

 

[Rhino_NQ]

Quality, not quantity. I wouldn't want one of his back alley customers jabbing their infected, oozing, crusty todgers anywhere near you.

the man has a point

 

[Dani]

Quality for quality ;-)

 

[Dragon2010]

As of today, I think the biggest question regarding life has changed - it is now merely, "How has natural selection failed to take out BF?".

 

[AlwaysGreen]

If a wolf could topple a bear they wouldn't live in packs you goose.

 

[Red Bear]

Here's a joke just for Umina Panther

I watched a documentary on how they hold ships together the other day

Riveting...

 

[AlwaysGreen]

Help! A bear! Where's a wolf when you need one?

 

[umina panther]

Here's a joke just for Umina Panther

I watched a documentary on how they hold ships together the other day

Riveting...

Haha I do like a lame joke

 

[butchmcdick]

ive been nose to nose with a 600kg polar bear before with just wire between us and would back 1 of them against 2 of anything else on land on this planet. The power they have in one strike is just freakish. Ive seen a 1 year old bear rip a few outer strips off a coconut with its teeth and then get bored with it and then crush it with it's paw without much effort.

Poor disco lighting and too much alcohol ?

 

[Jason Maher]

Adventure Time is shit tier.

 

[t-ba]

I don't know how you manage to talk so much shit around the endless stream of c**ks that must be in your mouth on a daily basis.

Perhaps they are already coated in his shit before entering his mouth?

 

[Misanthrope]

Hmm... that mystery joint pain has returned - once again after a big weekend of drinking and a night's sleep.

Talking to a few people, seems like it's most likely gout. I don't hit many of the other risk factors, but 'excessive consumption of beer' certainly does describe me.

f**king painful.

 

[AlwaysGreen]

Lionel Hutz aka Bunniesman really jizzing it up in the lol@souffs v Ricky's dreamboats thread.

 

[butchmcdick]

This I gotta see

 

[Misanthrope]

God, I hate Canberra/Sticky and want them to get the spoon, but seeing butthurt Souths fans is so, so, so good.

Tough call.

 

[whall15]

I'd love nothing more than Parra beating Ricky's Raiders in Round 26 to give Canberra the wooden spoon and to put Parra into the 8.

 

[Red Bear]

I went to the Tigers/Dragons game yesterday, sat on one of the corners, where the Tigers first half try was disallowed (correct call). Not far from all 20 odd in the mighty dragons army.

Tigers were disappointing after how enjoyable they were to watch last week. There was one collossal refereeing f**k up when the Dragons got the ball at half way for a penalty when they should've been dropping it out. Almost every try was scored up the opposite end of the ground.

 

[woodyk2]

I saw a wallaby. Furred up one.

 

[AlwaysGreen]

From Lionel:

5th tackle on the 20m line. That is sexy defense.