Superthread LXVI: Honouring Whinging Dragons Fans

[Drew-Sta]

A lifetime hanging out with you? Don't do it MU it's a trap!!

I was going to say Hoppity could spend a lifetime trying to convert MU and he'd still have time left over to convert before #21.

 

[Dani]

BM will date Unit but not me.



I'm also sick as. It's like 20 degrees and I'm sweating my face off. Stocktaking (7am starts) this week and flying to Sydney for half a day is probably not going to help.

 

[Ozzy]

BM will date Unit but not me.



I'm also sick as. It's like 20 degrees and I'm sweating my face off. Stocktaking (7am starts) this week and flying to Sydney for half a day is probably not going to help.

He doesn't date anyone with a chest bigger than his. Sorry to hear you're sick.

 

[Bulldog Force]

BM will date Unit but not me.

Why do you want to be liked my BM so much? I'm sure any of the guys will do the job for ya! Rhino you keen?

 

[Red Bear]

Both times ive gone under for surgery my anaesthetists have been hot as f**k. It has me convinced that it is an entire profession of attractive skinny 20something blondes. Of course the conversation never goes very far what with her drugging me and everything..

Can't cope with the role reversal eh?

 

[Ozzy]

Why do you want to be liked my BM so much? I'm sure any of the guys will do the job for ya! Rhino you keen?

:? Your BM? *That explains a lot*.

 

[madunit]

In July when I move to Melbourne we should have lunch. It'll give me the opportunity to explain to you the greatness of Phil Hughes. Do you live in the inner city? The Carlton-Brunswick area? If you live near there we could hang out all the time and I'll have you converted into a Souths fan before premiership #21!

If we had lunch, I would show my caring side and provide you with lunch, by bringing you a plate, placing it in front of you, standing on the table, dropping my pants, squatting over your plate and laying a cable for you.

I have actually played cricket against Phil Hughes many years ago, when he was a teenager. His technique was abysmal then, but he knew how to make it work for him. Now he's a mental wreck.

And I will become a supporter of a reintroduced Glebe team after they have won their third premiership before I support your shithouse mob of grubs named after a pest that the French introduced to England (and thus Australia).

You're going to try and survive in Carlton or Brunswick with f**k all coin and no job.

Good luck, enjoy the crime!

 

[madunit]

BM will date Unit but not me.



I'm also sick as. It's like 20 degrees and I'm sweating my face off. Stocktaking (7am starts) this week and flying to Sydney for half a day is probably not going to help.

I'm a happily married unit.

But if I weren't, you'd be the only froggie in my sights!

 

[Drew-Sta]

Why do you want to be liked my BM so much? I'm sure any of the guys will do the job for ya! Rhino you keen?

 

[Bulldog Force]

:? Your BM? *That explains a lot*.

:lol: Typo.

*by

Good find though Ozzy ;-)

 

[Bulldog Force]

Such a rude thing to say about BM!

 

[BunniesMan]

A lifetime hanging out with you? Don't do it MU it's a trap!!

I was going to say Hoppity could spend a lifetime trying to convert MU and he'd still have time left over to convert before #21.

Lifetime? 3 months is hardly a lifetime!

If we had lunch, I would show my caring side and provide you with lunch, by bringing you a plate, placing it in front of you, standing on the table, dropping my pants, squatting over your plate and laying a cable for you.

I have actually played cricket against Phil Hughes many years ago, when he was a teenager. His technique was abysmal then, but he knew how to make it work for him. Now he's a mental wreck.

And I will become a supporter of a reintroduced Glebe team after they have won their third premiership before I support your shithouse mob of grubs named after a pest that the French introduced to England (and thus Australia).

You're going to try and survive in Carlton or Brunswick with f**k all coin and no job.

Good luck, enjoy the crime!

1. When he was a teenager he lived on the mid north coast. AKA GI-BM territory. Are you from around here originally?
2. I appreciate the effort but I'm not into eating stuff that comes out of the human body.
3. We're not rabbits, we're Rabbitohs. Rabbitohs killed and sold rabbits.
4. I'm not strictly married to those suburbs. More or less anywhere within reasonable walking distance to a train or tram that takes less than an hour to get to the city. Less "sexy" suburbs like Northcote and Footscray and Coburg would do the job.

As for money, I've been window shopping sharehouse ads and there's plenty within my budget in all those areas. Firstly I'll have at least $6000 in savings. Before I find work I'll be a full time student (close to $1000 a month) and parents that spoil me (they'll be sending around $500 a month my way, still works out cheaper for them than what I'm costing them now). So with a budget of around $1500 a month I've worked out I'll be able to live on $1200-1300 a month. And that's before I find work.

 

[Drew-Sta]

Such a rude thing to say about BM!

It was aimed at you. Ergo, you proved John was right.

 

[dogslife]

Couldn't you find a nice place in Sydney instead, maybe Luke Burgess needs a gimp

 

[madunit]

Lifetime? 3 months is hardly a lifetime!


1. When he was a teenager he lived on the mid north coast. AKA GI-BM territory. Are you from around here originally?
2. I appreciate the effort but I'm not into eating stuff that comes out of the human body.
3. We're not rabbits, we're Rabbitohs. Rabbitohs killed and sold rabbits.
4. I'm not strictly married to those suburbs. More or less anywhere within reasonable walking distance to a train or tram that takes less than an hour to get to the city. Less "sexy" suburbs like Northcote and Footscray and Coburg would do the job.

As for money, I've been window shopping sharehouse ads and there's plenty within my budget in all those areas. Firstly I'll have at least $6000 in savings. Before I find work I'll be a full time student (close to $1000 a month) and parents that spoil me (they'll be sending around $500 a month my way, still works out cheaper for them than what I'm costing them now). So with a budget of around $1500 a month I've worked out I'll be able to live on $1200-1300 a month. And that's before I find work.

I didn't read any of this and I have no intention to.

I need you to know that I don't give a shit about you or anything about your life.

 

[BunniesMan]

Couldn't you find a nice place in Sydney instead, maybe Luke Burgess needs a gimp

It's nice of you to be so considerate but Luke Burgess has a female mrs and a baby with her. He isn't into gimps. Souths players aren't into gimps. If Balmain boys don't cry, Souths boys don't need gimps.

Also, there is a long list of reasons I prefer Melbourne. Even its supposed negatives. I like AFL and the other major flaw people keep mentioning about Melbourne is weather but I like the cold and the wet. I was born to live in what will be Australia's cultural capital of the 21st century.

 

[BunniesMan]

I didn't read any of this and I have no intention to.

I need you to know that I don't give a shit about you or anything about your life.

I read every word of this and my response is...yes I do want to be your friend.

 

[Ozzy]

Couldn't you find a nice place in Sydney instead, maybe Luke Burgess needs a gimp

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[madunit]

I read every word of this and my response is...yes I do want to be your friend.

bad luck. Never gonna happen.

 

[Drew-Sta]

I think my daughter is left handed. Have thought so for nearly three or four months now.

Any parents out there care to let me know how early you can 'tell' what hand they use? Or is her preference for using her left hand just coincidence right now?