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adamkungl

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just sayin guys... SUPER PSYCHED FOR STAR WARS VII. In the hands of another director it could be amazeballs.

I even wrote a draft plot summary/blurb.

After the rise of the empire 3 decades ago, Jar Jar Binks was lost in a new world.
While stumbling around the universe, a dying Jedi master reveals that he is packed with midichlorians and he must learn the Jedi arts.

Back in the present, the fall of Darth Sidious has lead to a power struggle. The remnants of the empire are plagued with infighting as the former emperors generals try to claim power.

But a new force is rising...

Self proclaimed God-King C-3P0 ruthlessly decimates the remnants of the empire with his army of Ewok slaves, before claiming power for himself.
On a secluded planet on the edges of the galaxy, Jar Jar feels a stirring in the force...
"Mesa has a baaad feelings about this"
 

dogslife

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The only characters in a Star Wars film that could be more universally hated than Jar Jar Binks would be a Bunniesman or a Doggiesbrobeans
 

adamkungl

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Hallatia

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for some reason, I'm feeling kind of nervous about popping in and saying hello

hi :nwave:


there is no way I will be reading all that I've missed. But someone can give me a summary if they would like.

I actually tried to come back and say hi before, but I didn't manage to complete that mission
 

sensesmaybenumbed

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for some reason, I'm feeling kind of nervous about popping in and saying hello

hi :nwave:


there is no way I will be reading all that I've missed. But someone can give me a summary if they would like.

I actually tried to come back and say hi before, but I didn't manage to complete that mission

We all went on safari to Africa and shot things.

Also: the casino Alba works at is closed. I think.

Will call and check.

Also: Dani dated a merkin and punched him in the crotch.
For a change, the word 'merkin' is not used in reference to BM.
 
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dogslife

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for some reason, I'm feeling kind of nervous about popping in and saying hello

hi :nwave:


there is no way I will be reading all that I've missed. But someone can give me a summary if they would like.

I actually tried to come back and say hi before, but I didn't manage to complete that mission
asl?
 

Apey

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I like adam's idea. It has inspired me to brainstorm my own:

Jar Jar Binks is living it up on Naboo after helping save the galaxy from the Sith. But Jar Jar Binks is about to find out that Boss Nass isn't through with him yet, and that life as a hero isn't what he had hoped it would be. Jar Jar Binks is... the criminal! Lando is chosen to represent Jar Jar Binks in The Supreme Court and immediately goes on the defensive with the Chewbacca defence. Unfortunately, the jury is made up of old Star Wars fans who f**king hate Jar Jar Binks. So Jar Jar Binks is sentenced to become Jabba the Hutt's son's butler. Hilarity ensues.
 

Hallatia

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We all went on safari to Africa and shot things.

Also: the casino Alba works at is closed. I think.

Will call and check.

Also: Dani dated a merkin and punched him in the crotch.
For a change, the word 'merkin' is not used in reference to BM.
will call and check?
 
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