The 2013/2014 Off Season Thread

[Gary Gutful]

I had a young girl work for me once upon a time, who came from a few generations of her family being provided with Housing Commission.

She came in one day to announce her simultaneous engagement and resignation. She said that she had to give the job away so they could qualify for a housing commission house for when they move out togther. :crazy:

It was a tough decision but one that Mrs Gutful still doesn't regret to this day.

 

[Maroubra Eel]

You're on fire Gary!

 

[Barry O'Speedwagon]

I read that David Warner bought a $6M property down at South Coogee.
Yet his poor parents are living in houso at Matraville. You'd think he could help them out wouldn't ya.

That's twice Tedesco's annual salary!

 

[Bigfella]

I had a young girl work for me once upon a time, who came from a few generations of her family being provided with Housing Commission.

She came in one day to announce her simultaneous engagement and resignation. She said that she had to give the job away so they could qualify for a housing commission house for when they move out togther. :crazy:

Do you think of all of your maids as potential dole
Bludgers GRONK?

 

[Poupou Escobar]

You're kidding. Illegal immigrants don't qualify for the dole.

#RefugeesWelcome

 

[Gary Gutful]

I reckon I would still whip one through the durrie smoking Finch.

http://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/be...smoking-for-good/story-fnjcnzwg-1226935982201

 

[SDM]

So would I but only if she dressed as a dude and we identified ourselves as massive homos

 

[Poupou Escobar]

With those bony legs of hers I would pretend I was the Kommandant and she was one of the inmates.

#HOGAN!!!

 

[Hollywood Jesus]

Smoking is f**king fantastic.

Not only do I look cool(er) when I smoke but it goes fantastically with beer and coffee.

Then there are the economic benefits. Tobacco excise raises ~3% of government revenue and Labor raised the excise specifically as a deficit reducing measure, which means I'm contributing to the country's sustainability.

Basically, it's the best thing ever.

 

[Gary Gutful]

I used to be a massive durrie muncher. Now the only vice I have left is craft beer.

 

[The EELiminator]

I used to be a massive durrie muncher.

:? you're supposed to smoke them
#LightTheEndGary
#No,TheOtherEnd

 

[Gary Gutful]

Well I'll be f**ked.

 

[Hollywood Jesus]

I used to be a massive durrie muncher.

This country wasn't built by quitters, mate.

 

[Gronk]

Someone has been cheeky ...

 

[84 Baby]

Someone has been cheeky ...

old school wiki fun

 

[Poupou Escobar]

Scott Morrison, honourable member for the Shire. Keeping us safe.

I see he lives near Avenger.

 

[Gronk]

Nice try, but you won't catch anything in this pond mate.

 

[born an eel]

Scott Morrison, honourable member for the Shire. Keeping us safe.

I see he lives near Avenger.

next campaign slogan - "Tow back the body bags"

 

[Gronk]

You might think that I would larf and larf about this skit on US TV about our PM. Frankly I am just ashamed and embarrassed. Love to be a fly on the wall when he squirms in the seat when Obama raises global warming.

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x1y1ez7_tony-abbott-last-week-tonight_news

 

[Gronk]

RIP buddy.