The 2013/2014 Off Season Thread

[Gary Gutful]

I still think my suggestion is the best.

I don't remember that one. I assume it has something to do with sticking your wang in the muffler.

 

[Poupou Escobar]

I don't remember that one. I assume it has something to do with sticking your wang in the muffler.

Pretty sure it was the other way around.

#ouch

 

[Haynzy]

Whose muff?

 

[Hollywood Jesus]

Go out one night and smash the f**k out of it. Throw some ripped off parts around the street, on your neighbours' yards (but don't forget to include your own so it doesn't look suss) and then the neighbourhood can complain together and the council will remove it.

 

[Poupou Escobar]

"You see what happens, Larry?"

 

[phantom eel]

Better give Guru and Paul Mares a call!!!

Very good. Wonder what Paul Mares is doing with himself these days.

 

[Poupou Escobar]

The Winter Olympics are on again!

How good is it watching rich Europeans show us what their holidays were like growing up.

 

[Gary Gutful]

This is the official beer of the Winter Olympics.

 

[Barry O'Speedwagon]

Very good. Wonder what Paul Mares is doing with himself these days.

He does celebrity openings of bonfire nights.

 

[Gronk]

In the tradition of "Walker's on!, Walkers on!"

I give you ....Schapelle's out!, Schapelle's out!

 

[Twizzle]

but she can't leave Bali till her parole period expires in 2017

 

[Gronk]

I have an uncle who lives in Ubud. Not exactly a tough life.

 

[Poupou Escobar]

Not hard to get from Bali to Australia either. And surely we wouldn't extradite her if she made her way back illegally.

Or would we tow her back?

#stoptheboats

 

[TheParraboy]

but she can't leave Bali till her parole period expires in 2017

She may not want to come back?

 

[Poupou Escobar]

Unless she runs out of weed.

 

[Suitman]

Not hard to get from Bali to Australia either. And surely we wouldn't extradite her if she made her way back illegally.

Or would we tow her back?

On her boogie board perhaps?

Suity

 

[Avenger]

One thing is for sure. She is guilty.

 

[The Elephant In The room]

On her boogie board perhaps?

Suity

Nah, she sold that to fund her drug problem.

 

[Gronk]

One thing is for sure. She is guilty.

Of course. She comes from a family of ferals and I would not be surprised what they all have gotten up to.

Her half brother is dodgy for example.

Samuel James Ratumaitavuki, also known as 'MC Fortafy', and James Soeli Kisina, convicted drug smuggler Schapelle Corby's half brother, were sentenced in the Brisbane District Court for burglary and assault occasioning bodily harm this afternoon.

Read more: http://www.brisbanetimes.com.au/que...ther-jailed-20121016-27on0.html#ixzz2sxUhCBHX
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And then there was Dad

In 2008 Andrew Trembath, one of Michael Corby's cousins, spoke to Lateline.
"Honestly, I don't think Schapelle would have known any different, you know, because she would have been around ElephantJuice all her life, " Mr Trembath said.
"Michael used to be in and out of trouble with dope and, you know, over the years I can remember some hell of a big blues with his parents."
Mr Trembath said Corby senior was not just a small-time dealer, but was involved in moving large amounts of marijuana throughout northern Queensland.

http://au.news.yahoo.com/a/21329102...s-and-the-family-saga-which-gripped-a-nation/

 

[Gronk]

Quotes like this makes me want to break furniture.