The 2014/15 Off Season Thread

[84 Baby]

so in other words , NO ?

how can you vote based on what you think they may do, pollys do break election promises you know

your'e typing words but nothing is making sense

were you a polly in a previous life ?

Think you'll find that was his point. Knowing they are liking to fail in fulfilling a 'promise', why would said promises sway your vote?

The better info usually comes out of what they aren't promising and you just know they'll do as party policy

 

[Gronk]

Hope they do. The onus will be on them to disprove claims.

https://twitter.com/JamesFettes

‏@JamesFettes 1h Al-Furqan says it's contacted lawyers to examine media coverage which it says has defamed its reputation. @abcnewsMelb

Radical Islamic group: Inside the world of radical group Al-Furqan

http://www.heraldsun.com.au/news/vi...069635938?nk=206dcf0660193032c75560d182095180

 

[Gary Gutful]

All politicians promise penny whistles and moon pies. Only dumb merkins think that there are actually penny whistles or moon pies on offer.

 

[Gronk]

All politicians promise penny whistles and moon pies. Only dumb merkins think that there are actually penny whistles or moon pies on offer.

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[eels81236]

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I gave the random word button a press and it gave me "angry raccoon". I'd love to hear the results of an angry raccoon if somebody is willing to give it a shot.

 

[84 Baby]

Hope they do. The onus will be on them to disprove claims.

https://twitter.com/JamesFettes

When you have a name like Al-Merkin, it's hard for people not to defame you

 

[Gronk]

"One of our prime ministers once talked about our great objective - our 'light on the hill' as he put it - to work for the betterment of mankind, not just at home but wherever we can lend a helping hand," Mr Abbott said on Thursday.

Except for those merkin refugees. They can f**k right off. Climate change ? F**k that too, no proof mate. Anyway, cow fart is a bigger problem than burning a bit of coal.

 

[Gronk]

The National Security Legislation Amendment Bill (No. 1) 2014, passed last night with bipartisan support (save Xenephon, the Greens and a few random Libs under mantra of free speech).

Anyone — including journalists, whistleblowers and bloggers — who "recklessly" discloses "information ... [that] relates to a special intelligence operation" faces up to 10 years jail.

Edward Snowden anyone ?

 

[Poupou Escobar]

Love to get hold of that merkin.

 

[Joshuatheeel]

Malcolm Young from AC/DC reportedly has dementia

http://m.smh.com.au/entertainment/m...e-for-dementia-in-sydney-20140925-10m1hs.html

Only 61, fairly young to have it so bad.

 

[hineyrulz]

Malcolm Young from AC/DC reportedly has dementia

http://m.smh.com.au/entertainment/m...e-for-dementia-in-sydney-20140925-10m1hs.html

Only 61, fairly young to have it so bad.

Shocking news, he was the heart and the soul of the band i surprised they have gone on so quickly without him.

 

[Gary Gutful]

The poor bastard can't even remember 3 chords...

Terrible, debilitating illness. My thoughts are with him and his family.

 

[Gronk]

matt levinson @matt_levinson · 4h #heyASIO forgot my gmail login, text me?

lly ‏@illyal 38m #heyASIO where are my car keys?


Rhys Muldoon ‏@rhysam 2h
Walked outside. There's a guy just sitting in a tree. I said "mate, what are you doing?" He said "shh, special branch." #HeyASIO

https://twitter.com/hashtag/HeyASIO?src=hash

Elias Jahshan ‏@Elias_Jahshan 4h
#HeyASIO I swear to god I was only looking up hot firemen just then for a story later today.


Dee ‏@figgled 4h
#heyASIO Can you see all the times I made my Sims have sex


Matthew Howard ‏@MatthewamHoward 4h
#HeyASIO, it looks like you're trying to monitor Australia's internet. Would you like some help? #Auspol pic.twitter.com/RKz3fx9EC0





:lol:

 

[Kornstar]

They would be very disappointed by my internet habits, they can monitor away.

 

[Gary Gutful]

You think they would be disappointed with Shit Eating Transvestite sites?

 

[The Elephant In The room]

How good are the Hawks? Totally embarrassing the Swans at 3/4 time.

 

[Gronk]

Good old fashioned politics this.

ABC News ‏@abcnews 27m27 minutes ago Fiji man 'bashed' after sending abusive text to PM http://ab.co/1tg2Kop


Send in a few goons to set the merkin straight.

 

[Barry O'Speedwagon]

I see that Kuwait were all out for 21 today in a T20 cricket match against Bangladesh. A bloke called Arafat Sunny did the damage......

Probably worth taking off the Burka when batting I guess.

 

[byrner]

These guys are the opposite of green what ever colour that maybe.

The colour you are looking for is Red!

 

[Gronk]

Tragic what's happening down in Mexico. :whistle

James Hird sacked today. I LOL'd at this after Hird was heard to say "I'm still the coach!"

Cal Jordan️ ‏@DapperCal99 8m8 minutes ago James Hird is the George Costanza of coaches. He'll just keep showing up to work, whether he's employed or not.