The annual mocker thread.

[coolumsharkie]

Round 13 has finished and our Sharks have had yet another good first half of the season in regards to the us v's rest of the mob in the NRL.

Sitting on equal 1st (5th because of a poor F/A)

Here is your chance to get in on the fun and tip where we will finish at the end of 26 rounds. (I know you want to)

My tip 5th

I think this year if the injury Gods don't come and bite us we could even finish with a home semi but I'm being cautious. Besides I still think that if we jag the big one Melbourne will eat us alive and we will have another off season of pain in any case.

If the sh*t hits the fan and we fall off the face of the Earth then at least now you have someone to blame.

Cheers.

 

[carcharias]

...enter Jimbo with his half yearly Dragon bagging that seems to not only kixck start their season but also end ours

 

[jc155776]

4th

We will play the Tigers in the Grand Final.

I dreamt it last night.

 

[Russell Crowe's Band]

We have 8 home games between now and round 26.

We must win all of em to remain relevant IMO.

there are 2 losses ive penciled in. Away to the Broncs and Tigers.

The rest are all feasibly winnable.

But we are the sharks.

 

[sharks4ever]

3rd. knocked out 1 game before grand final

 

[facedown]

3rd.

We will get a better F/A as the season progresses.

But we probably won't make the grand final.

 

[DJDL]

We have 8 home games between now and round 26.

We must win all of em to remain relevant IMO.

Well we're on 18 points now, plus 2 for the bye in a couple of weeks makes 20.
History shows we only really need another 3 wins to make the 8, possibly 2.

Injury curse not-withstanding I'm confident of a top 4 finish and through to the 3rd week of the finals.

 

[Qld-Sharkie]

Its that time of the year again...the one where I gain 40 or 50 new grey hairs due to 10 straight losses.
I am sticking by my start of year prediction...4th. We wont get into the GF but next year will be the year we all get pants down sh!tfaced and trash the streets of every town and city. It will be like soccer riots...The news will tell people to stay off the streets and beware Sharks supporters for the following week or two.
Plus all the tools on LU will have to come up with new jokes about the Sharks.

 

[sladden road]

i say 5th..
and in that glorous day when we win it..
where shall we trash first.
The kogarah grandstand or brookvale grandstand??

 

[jc155776]

Trash Kogarah on a riotous march to Brookvale to do the same

 

[gunnamatta bay]

Should I book my tattoo now?

 

[sladden road]

what a tattoo of a burning kogarah grandstand or a smouldering brookvale one.

 

[Special K]

gee i hate this thread every year!!!

f**k it we will win the comp. untouchable!!

 

[warren]

we will finish in the top four. not that it'll be much of an advantage, our home games mean diddly squat anyway

 

[Russell Crowe's Band]

Well we're on 18 points now, plus 2 for the bye in a couple of weeks makes 20.
History shows we only really need another 3 wins to make the 8, possibly 2.

Injury curse not-withstanding I'm confident of a top 4 finish and through to the 3rd week of the finals.

you cant go into the finals winning 2 games.

that will place us 8th. out in the first round. no thanks.

I wanna be there for the long haul.

Winning the home games and a couple away will put us right up there.

A home semi first up would be great for the club.

From there. strangle the opposition.

 

[spider]

"i just want to take each game as it comes"

"we need to be in the mix come the business end of the season"

 

[spider]

FTR - jimbo set a forum precedent

going off the back of that - this thread and all like it should be locked prior to semi finals

 

[DJShaksta]

you cant go into the finals winning 2 games.

that will place us 8th. out in the first round. no thanks.

I wanna be there for the long haul.

Winning the home games and a couple away will put us right up there.

A home semi first up would be great for the club.

From there. strangle the opposition.

If that doesn't work, I'll get some rope and we'll strangle their fans instead!

 

[Bookie]

we'll win only 4 of the 8 home games. because we suck like hell at home.

we'll win all of the away games bar the tigs.

6th

 

[sladden road]

is jimbo a mason now?