The annual mocker thread.

[Vossy]

i reckon we will finish just out of the 8 so i dont get my hopes up for a big fall..we have to learn to win at home!

The news will tell people to stay off the streets and beware Sharks supporters for the following week or two.

going to need a whole off season to celebrate because making up for 42 years of sh!t and embarrassment is going to need alot longer then a week..

got the humble pie cooking, there are going to be a severe increase in choking related deaths

 

[wolverine]

Round 14 Warriors (HOME)
Round 15 Eels (HOME)
Round 16 Raiders (AWAY)
Round 17 BYE
Round 18 Sea Eagles (HOME)
Round 19 Knights (HOME)
Round 20 Broncos (AWAY)
Round 21 Dragons (HOME)
Round 22 Rabbitohs (HOME)
Round 23 Warriors (AWAY)
Round 24 Roosters (HOME)
Round 25 Tigers (AWAY)
Round 26 Cowboys (HOME)

Being realistic, the Sharks can probably win at least 7/8 out of the remaining 12

 

[Sheros los Deros]

I tipped the Sharks to finish eleventh at the start of the season.

Realistically a finish in the bottom half of the 8 is know most likely.

What happens over the next six weeks will shape the Sharks prospects. Teams that can put three of four wins together will establish themselves for the semis.

 

[cb4]

if we win our next 5 and with the bye in there that would be huge of us

 

[sydneysharkbrisbane68]

All we need is to get through July, there was a stat last year, that July is the month sharks crash.

then come October, the announcement will be in the 100th year of rugby league in australia, your champions for 2008 are the Cronulla Sutherland Sharks

 

[Card Shark]

The Sharks form for the last 12 games for 2007 read as
LLBLLLLLWLWW

I think there were about two/three one points losses in that group.

If we repeat that this year (1 bye, 3 wins, 8 losses), we go to 26 & probably just miss the 8 on for / against.

I am sure we can do better & win at least 3 more than that & finish on 32 which would be 4th or 5th. I'm gunna say 4th & home semi friday night.

Bloody hope so cause I have a wedding saturday - I hate people who program these things on finals weekends. They should know betta.

 

[imasharkie]

I'll stick to my answers in the PREDICTION THREAD:

1. Who will be 2008 Premiers? Sharks

4. Where will the Sharks finish at the conclusion of the minor premiership? 1st

5. How many wins will we have in the minor premiership? 21

 

[imasharkie]

5. How many wins will we have in the minor premiership? 21

I just checked Big League there is 14 rounds left and one of them we get the bye. So at this stage Sharkies can't lose another game or my prediction is farged.

 

[jc155776]

hahaha

Im with you Ima!!

 

[Ausguy]

If we repeat that this year (1 bye, 3 wins, 8 losses), we go to 26 & probably just miss the 8 on for / against.

I am sure we can do better & win at least 3 more than that & finish on 32 which would be 4th or 5th. I'm gunna say 4th & home semi friday night.

Bloody hope so cause I have a wedding saturday - I hate people who program these things on finals weekends. They should know betta.

Last year my missus sister got married on GF day... i said in july when i found out if the sharks make the GF i WILL NOT be at the wedding.... they were like r u serious??

and im like R U FUGGEN KIDDING???

only people in here understand am i right?

 

[Quigs]

I just checked Big League there is 14 rounds left and one of them we get the bye. So at this stage Sharkies can't lose another game or my prediction is farged.

So I'm with you Ima.....

we have got to go through the rest of this season undefeated..

Yeah I could live with that.

Cheers
Declared Idiot #88
Quigs

 

[Quigs]

Sorry but Ive just gotta ask this one..............

HOW MUNCH POINTS WILL IT TAKE THE SHARKS TO MAKE THE EIGHT

Cheers
Declared Idiot #88
Quigs

 

[Ausguy]

26 i reckon quigs, only 3 wins away plus the bye....

 

[Inferno]

Last year my missus sister got married on GF day... i said in july when i found out if the sharks make the GF i WILL NOT be at the wedding.... they were like r u serious??

and im like R U FUGGEN KIDDING???

only people in here understand am i right?

Clearly they weren't Sharks fans or they wouldn't have been worried.

 

[Frenzy.]

I think Glebe will make the 8

 

[Quigs]

I think Glebe will make the 8

No way jose, they have got to get past Georgie Ambrum and the Bears yet.

Cheers
Declared Idiot #88
Quigs

 

[McLovin]

I say we sack that cancerous nuffy, MC Hammerhead...

 

[Frenzy.]

Yada, yada, yada

Same comments, different year.

 

[bad boy bubby]

It's Time, people!
'73 and '78, those two rehearsals are not forgotten.
Cronulla and Manly,
revenge is nigh!

 

[cb4]

i hope we get to the 34 point mark
make sure we are in the 4 let alone the 8