The Jacques Kallis Appreciation thread

[African Monkey]

Afridi looks so excited to meet the great man in Jacques Kallis. The pump of the fist confirms that and it is something that I haven't been able to do in over 5 years

 

[Tonearm Terrorwrist]

Afridi even blows kisses to his greatest fan; Kallis.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ed0MjA9R7JE

 

[Twizzle]

Kallis has an arse big enough for him to qualify for Bermuda

 

[hineyrulz]

Enough is enough guys, stop poke fun at the greatest cricketer in the world today :x

 

[Tonearm Terrorwrist]

Nobody is bagging Afridi

 

[African Monkey]

Yeah stop bagging Jacques now. Afridi is gutless.

 

[hineyrulz]

Thats right AM, you could never accuse Jaques of being gutless..........

 

[Tonearm Terrorwrist]

Especially after a Twenty20 piece feed

 

[TheParraboy]

Ill be going to the sydney test match again early next year

Afridi v Sunshine id say

I might make a banner "Kallis wannabes"

 

[African Monkey]

Ill be going to the sydney test match again early next year

Afridi v Sunshine id say

I might make a banner "Kallis wannabes"

:lol:

 

[Tonearm Terrorwrist]

Watson will be injured and Kallis will be sitting in the Bradman stand getting free cricket lessons off Afridi

 

[African Monkey]

Jacques will have better things to do such as promoting the 2010 Football World Cup as he would be the number 1 ambassador for the tournament.

 

[hineyrulz]

Jaques will be to busy to watch mere mortals........

 

[Tonearm Terrorwrist]

Ofcourse Jacques wouldn't want to watch Afridi in action, fancy sitting in the crowd being embarrassed to watch your superior play cricket how it should be played.

Kallis can't even grow a beard the nice person.

 

[African Monkey]

Ofcourse Jacques wouldn't want to watch Afridi in action, fancy sitting in the crowd being embarrassed to watch your superior play cricket how it should be played.

Kallis can't even grow a beard the nice person.

Jacques could grow a beard if he wanted to but quite frankly he doesn't have time to.

And Jacques doesn't want to be taught how to swing like a golfer as he doesn't want a golfing career.

Jacques=16 ODI centuries
Afridi=4 ODI centuries

 

[Tonearm Terrorwrist]

36 ball centuries at 16 years old for their respective country = Afridi, 1
36 ball centuries at 16 years old for their respective country = Sludge Guts Kallis, 0

Afridi = 1 major ICC recognised trophy
Kallis = no major ICC recognised trophies

 

[African Monkey]

Kallis' average in ODI cricket=45
Afridi's=23

Jacques=258 test wickets
Afridi the *edit*=47

Jacques=10,277 test runs
Afridi=1,683

Jacques=10,239 ODI runs
Afridi=5,642

 

[Tonearm Terrorwrist]

Batting;

Shahid Afridi's test strike rate - 86
Sludge Guts' test strike rate - 44

Shahid Afridi's ODI strike rate - 110
Sludge Guts' ODI strike rate - 71

Shahid Afridi's T20 strike rate - 149
Sludge Guts' T20 strike rate - 122

Bowling;

Shahid Afridi's test strike rate - 65
Sludge Guts' test strike rate - 66

Shahid Afridi's T20 strike rate - 16
Sludge Guts' T20 strike rate - 28

Shahid Afridi Facebook fans - 62,182; 33,224; 20,912; 13,476; 4,300
Sludge Guts Facebook fans - 1,860

The people love Afridi

 

[African Monkey]

But the important people love Jacques

 

[hineyrulz]

Those figures i believe are dodgy AM, everyone knows Jaques is the greatest