Much rather be the bloke in the top photo, he's just chillin in the sun after a hard day of skating with his favourite pet cat, probably gonna wake up soon and hit the cans and abuse whoevers got the hide to come within shouting distance of him, great day. That c**k sucker in a suit looks like a androtop who bought a skateboard to lure some poor little kid into the back of his BMW.
Haha brilliant. But Gids isn't on, uncle Wayne is going to make them a boring bunch that's for sure.