The Official Dylan Brown thread

[Bazal]

Why would I when you have a record of making things up. As far as I know.

Do I?

 

[T-Boon]

We should try to get him some third party sponsorship with Bank West.

 

[Incorrect]

We’ve got him next year as well.

Wonder if we will though if he announces on Nov 2nd he's joining the Warriors on a 5 year deal from 2021 onwards.... Every merkin on here here and walking down Church Street Parramatta will be demanding he f**ks off straight away so that we can throw coins at him first time he comes to Bankwest stadium in a Warriors jersey!!

 

[Gronk]

Wonder if we will though if he announces on Nov 2nd he's joining the Warriors on a 5 year deal from 2021 onwards.... Every merkin on here here and walking down Church Street Parramatta will be demanding he f**ks off straight away so that we can throw coins at him first time he comes to Bankwest stadium in a Warriors jersey!!

Well f**k his eyes then.

 

[Eelogical]

He's played one game of NRL, FFS! Let the heads of reasoning take it from here. For the time being, just let him play footy with the team and take it as it comes. At the end of the day our management team have done everything they can to develop his career as an Eel. No point in making assumptions at this point in time.

 

[Gazzamatta]

Hes a goodun.
5 years X $500k with a review after year 2 and an upgrade for 2020. Sorted. FFS Big Bern and Marky O.

 

[lingard]

I hope the little merkin gets f**ken SMASHED on Sunday

Me too. If he turns out to be shit house, we might get him cheap.

 

[lingard]

Why does the comment of "every kid wants to be a millionaire" rub y'all the wrong way?

Is he incorrect? Is he making a false claim?

Certainly, I believe that life would be hella easier if I was a millionaire, and I'm 34.

Well, it's a bit late for you isn't it, mate?

 

[Eelementary]

Well, it's a bit late for you isn't it, mate?

I'm a kid at heart!

 

[Gary Gutful]

No doubt a lot of it is click bait, but his video taped response to a question about “putting eels fans at ease” on his long term plans at the club, his response of “all I can say is I’m comfortable here, that’s all I can say”, as well as his body language weren’t exactly convincing.

3.45min mark of the video below:

https://www.parraeels.com.au/news/2019/03/20/dylan-brown-quite-emotional-on-debut/

He can f**k off.

 

[Gary Gutful]

I'm not arguing either way, but the words of an 18 year old kid talking about money and "body language"?

Eels fans do love to find drama.

You can f**k off.

 

[Eelogical]

You can f**k off.

 

[T-Boon]

Why are you nuffies using imperial measurement for height but metric for weight?

Height never converted.
Its like the Mitchell Moses of measurements.

 

[T-Boon]

Wonder if we will though if he announces on Nov 2nd he's joining the Warriors on a 5 year deal from 2021 onwards.... Every merkin on here here and walking down Church Street Parramatta will be demanding he f**ks off straight away so that we can throw coins at him first time he comes to Bankwest stadium in a Warriors jersey!!

Thats why I am not getting attached. To any player ever again.

 

[T-Boon]

Hes a goodun.
5 years X $500k with a review after year 2 and an upgrade for 2020. Sorted. FFS Big Bern and Marky O.

Would the review include downgrading?
We should offer him $200k a year plus bonuses for being awesome. If we win a premiership with him he gets the stadium.

 

[TheParraboy]

Let the heads of reasoning take it from here

No such thing

just let him play footy with the team and take it as it comes.

No such thing

No point in making assumptions at this point in time.

No such thing

 

[Eelogical]

No such thing

No such thing

No such thing

 

[strider]

Thats why I am not getting attached. To any player ever again.

Except Semi ... and he already f**ked off

 

[Incorrect]

Thats why I am not getting attached. To any player ever again.

Lee Oudenryn broke your heart??

 

[hineyrulz]

Lee Oudenryn broke your heart??

Tulson Tollett for me.