The Official Maika Sivo thread

[strider]

I only just worked this one out.

FFS

 

[JohnStoppafarty]

I've actually got a semi for Sivo, and have concluded Sivo will be up there in try scoring ability as semi was.
Give him another half a dozen matches and watch him become a crowd favorite

I'd like your post but if I do he will probably become a dud so I can't . I do however share your sentiment.

 

[Eelogical]

I only just worked this one out.

You're on the ball today, Hindy F111.

 

[Gary Gutful]

You're on the ball today, Hindy F111.

The F stands for ‘f**kbag’.

 

[Eelementary]

Has a few errors in him (much like Semi), but is a beast running the ball.

 

[Twizzle]

Has a few errors in him (much like Semi), but is a beast running the ball.

I think thats acceptable given the stage of his career, a few years ago he was playing for Gundagai. As he gains experience he will get better at his decision making but he's pretty dam good right now.

 

[Gronk]

Have not seen him in full flight as yet. He certainly brings a lot of Semi strength and pace with him. Semi got better when the penny dropped that he can punch through the line and burn merkins. There us so much upside to Sivo right now.

 

[Bazal]

It's pretty lucky he was only ever at St Mary's and no FG club had a chance to lock him up before we could sign him...

 

[Eelementary]

I think thats acceptable given the stage of his career, a few years ago he was playing for Gundagai. As he gains experience he will get better at his decision making but he's pretty dam good right now.

Absolutely.

 

[Djay]

His very Semi like at the beginning had no idea under the bomb, numbering up and bad hands.

But has raw power and strength and from what I have seen in the open he is hard to stop.

He worries me every time he carries the ball, but we need to persist and be patient with him, there is loads of upside.

 

[Gary Gutful]

I’m going to make a call. Maika Sivo will become a better player than Semi Radradra.

 

[strider]

I’m going to make a call. Maika Sivo will become a better player than Semi Radradra.

You are like a fresh bottle of piss sitting on one side of a fence

 

[Gary Gutful]

You are like a fresh bottle of piss sitting on one side of a fence

I have very clearly pissed on the Sivo side of the fence using my extra large Fijian wang.

 

[JohnStoppafarty]

I have very clearly pissed on the Sivo side of the fence using my extra large Fijian wang.

Micropenis.

 

[Gary Gutful]

Micropenis.

That was before. But now that I am making calls it has grown enormously.

 

[Eelogical]

First term report card is out.
8 straight games, no significant injuries.

6 tries, 36 tackle breaks, 7 line breaks, 0 try assists.

80.8% tackle efficiency, 26 tackles, missed 5.

Average running metres 160.8, total running metres 1286.

Before BA mails the report card back to his parents in Fiji, would anybody like to add comments before the envelope gets sealed?

 

[Noise]

First term report card is out.
8 straight games, no significant injuries.

6 tries, 36 tackle breaks, 7 line breaks, 0 try assists.

80.8% tackle efficiency, 26 tackles, missed 5.

Average running metres 160.8, total running metres 1286.

Before BA mails the report card back to his parents in Fiji, would anybody like to add comments before the envelope gets sealed?

Be interesting to compare with Semi's first 8 games. I know Semi was younger but I reckon Sivo's stats might be better

 

[Gary Gutful]

First term report card is out.
8 straight games, no significant injuries.

6 tries, 36 tackle breaks, 7 line breaks, 0 try assists.

80.8% tackle efficiency, 26 tackles, missed 5.

Average running metres 160.8, total running metres 1286.

Before BA mails the report card back to his parents in Fiji, would anybody like to add comments before the envelope gets sealed?

Whats his grade?

 

[Eelogical]

Whats his grade?

As his maths teacher, I d say he's content with 33.94 degrees.

 

[Gronk]

First term report card is out.
8 straight games, no significant injuries.

6 tries, 36 tackle breaks, 7 line breaks, 0 try assists.

80.8% tackle efficiency, 26 tackles, missed 5.

Average running metres 160.8, total running metres 1286.

Before BA mails the report card back to his parents in Fiji, would anybody like to add comments before the envelope gets sealed?

I believe he did a f**k you gesture after scoring his runaway try yesterday. His mum should wash his mouth out with soap.