The Official Maika Sivo thread

FFS

 

I'd like your post but if I do he will probably become a dud so I can't . I do however share your sentiment.

 

You're on the ball today, Hindy F111.

 

The F stands for ‘f**kbag’.

 

Has a few errors in him (much like Semi), but is a beast running the ball.

 

It's pretty lucky he was only ever at St Mary's and no FG club had a chance to lock him up before we could sign him...

 

Absolutely.

 

His very Semi like at the beginning had no idea under the bomb, numbering up and bad hands.

But has raw power and strength and from what I have seen in the open he is hard to stop.

He worries me every time he carries the ball, but we need to persist and be patient with him, there is loads of upside.

 

I’m going to make a call. Maika Sivo will become a better player than Semi Radradra.

 

You are like a fresh bottle of piss sitting on one side of a fence

 

I have very clearly pissed on the Sivo side of the fence using my extra large Fijian wang.

 

Micropenis.

 

That was before. But now that I am making calls it has grown enormously.

 

First term report card is out.
8 straight games, no significant injuries.

6 tries, 36 tackle breaks, 7 line breaks, 0 try assists.

80.8% tackle efficiency, 26 tackles, missed 5.

Average running metres 160.8, total running metres 1286.

Before BA mails the report card back to his parents in Fiji, would anybody like to add comments before the envelope gets sealed?

 

Be interesting to compare with Semi's first 8 games. I know Semi was younger but I reckon Sivo's stats might be better

 

Whats his grade?

 

As his maths teacher, I d say he's content with 33.94 degrees.