after much deliberation....
i have decided that i am happy to buy your club..
i will pay out your debt at $0.001c in the dollar, and this will give me full control over the future of the club.
as your new leader, i promise the following:
- the current board will be sacked, to be replaced by me as supreme ruler and key decision maker
- snowy will stay
- the swamplands will be developed into the 2nd incarnation of australia's wonderland, ensuring revenue guarantees for the next 20 years as a minimum
- a complimentary red v membership for all sharks members
- a statue of quigs to be built outside the entrance to toyota park
- greg bird to be re-instated as a sharks player
- the home uniform to have a subtle change to all white, with a blue v
- lower the drinking age on the hill from 18 to 12, to ensure full crowds at every game
- hotdog madness: free hotdogs to be given away during the 33rd and 38th minute of every game, if the sharks are ahead at that stage of the match
- a "run the club for a day" competition, allowing one lucky punter to be in charge of the club for a day (this also ensures that i can pass off any bad decisions i make onto this "winner")
- shadow boxing luncheons
- booze sessions on tuesday mornings (player and supporter attendance optional)
- three new skipping ropes for the high performance centre
so remember, vote 1 muzby..