time travelling role-play

[half]

read this carefully

you have just hopped into a time machine and teleported to a time and location of your choice! now, time adventurer, it is your duty to report back to the firkin fun bar with a detailed description of your time travelling adventure. tell us about your time travelling device. how does it work? more importantly, what do you see around you?

time adventurer, you have three days to complete your time travelling mission

 

[PJ Marshal]

well half, i decided i would use the superman approach to time travel....so i decided to develop a rocketeer like backpack french design so it had a reverse mechanism so i could fly it fast backwards in turn causing the earths orbit to move backwards and ultimatley travel back in time

what do i see around me....well lots of jews

 

[McLovin]

I'm gonna throw you in my DeLorean and gun it to 88...

 

[McLovin]

PJ Marshal, what is your favourite Poison song?

 

[PJ Marshal]

well mclovin i really dont wanna break roleplay

so ill just pretend your a jew asking me whats your favourite poison so im gonna say gas

 

[bartman]

tell us about your time travelling device. how does it work? more importantly, what do you see around you?

I stumbled across a TARDIS, seemed to do the trick but no-one really knows how it works...

I see trees of green, red roses too. I see them bloom for me and you. I see skies of blue, clouds of white, bright blessed days, dark sacred nights.

The colours of a rainbow, so pretty in the sky, are also on the faces of people going by. I see friends shaking hands, saying "How do you do?". Theyre really saying "I love you".

I hear babies cry, I watch them grow. They'll learn much more than I'll never know. And I think to myself... oh sh*t, the TARDIS seems to be malfunctioning!

 

[Bazal]

what do i see around me....well lots of jews

You poor man...

 

[PJ Marshal]

I stumbled across a TARDIS, seemed to do the trick but no-one really knows how it works...

I see trees of green, red roses too. I see them bloom for me and you. I see skies of blue, clouds of white, bright blessed days, dark sacred nights.

The colours of a rainbow, so pretty in the sky, are also on the faces of people going by. I see friends shaking hands, saying "How do you do?". Theyre really saying "I love you".

I hear babies cry, I watch them grow. They'll learn much more than I'll never know. And I think to myself... oh sh*t, the TARDIS seems to be malfunctioning!

ahh the tardis approach, do you travel with robotic dog

 

[half]

hey, those are BLOODY WICKED travels

i just went to the age of the dinosaurs in argentina. my ride? i actually hopped on john titor's back

you won't believe it. i just witnessed an argentinosaurus fight off a giganotosaurus. we are talking about the largest sauropod versus a vicious meat-eater even larger than the t-rex, more dangerous than mike tyson. unfortunately, the argentinosaurus was no match for the entire herd. then they came my way so i got well out of there, stat. giddy up, john! arriba arriba!

 

[McLovin]

Baz, do you want to take a ride on the information superhighway??

 

[bartman]

ahh the tardis approach, do you travel with robotic dog

Not anymore... meet my latest companion:

Not very robotic... and not a dog ;-)

 

[McLovin]

hey, those are BLOODY WICKED travels

i just went to the age of the dinosaurs in argentina. my ride? i actually hopped on john titor's back

you won't believe it. i just witnessed an argentinosaurus fight off a giganotosaurus. we are talking about the largest sauropod versus a vicious meat-eater even larger than the t-rex, more dangerous than mike tyson. unfortunately, the argentinosaurus was no match for the entire herd. then they came my way so i got well out of there, stat. giddy up, john! arriba arriba!

Your tale of survival truely inspires me. I want to be like you...

 

[Kiki]

what in the f**k is going on in here lately

 

[bartman]

Half, meet Kiki... Kiki, meet half...

 

[PJ Marshal]

i really feel my time machine was of poor design as i couldnt control where i went so i got stuck with whinging jews and their gypsy tricks

i really like half's means of travel john titor is a very well known and trusted navigator of time, perhaps your can desrbie how he does it half?

 

[McLovin]

Kiki gets sexier by the day it seems...

 

[half]

what in the f**k is going on in here lately

that depends. where did you go? i studied history at university so i might be able to help you if you went back in time. i know nothing about the future though lol. who does??

 

[half]

i really feel my time machine was of poor design as i couldnt control where i went so i got stuck with whinging jews and their gypsy tricks

i really like half's means of travel john titor is a very well known and trusted navigator of time, perhaps your can desrbie how he does it half?

there's only one million sites on the net dedicated to his adventures. google it

 

[PJ Marshal]

itd be cool if you could make the ffb travel back in time to 2004

 

[God-King Dean]

October 2010, Homebush.

It seems to be Grand Final night. The crowd is a mixture of cheering, sadness, some suicides, & Harold Holt.

I see a man on a platform. Judging by his extreme masculinity, it must be a demi-god of some sort. Could it be that Heracles, son of mighty Zeus, also has a time machine ?

He's holding magnificent bronze scepter. Or is it a thunderbolt this mighty man weilds ?

Nope, it's not Heracles, fair too cute to be him, & I don't think he would have worn light blue.

Wait..... it's not a scepter, or a thunderbolt. It's the NRL Premiership trophy.

I should have known. It's none other than Paul Gallen.