To all forum users (outside merged clubs biased twats)

[Wladimir Klitschko]

They all work together when one yells SEND HER
forget rugby league they'd rather a vandalism bender
They go on a rage
In prison the next day
Noone attends games there all at the immigration centre.

 

[betcats]

Great thread.

 

[Cliffhanger]

I bet you're a honky

Actually both my parents are Lebanese, so you aren't anywhere near as intelligent as you think you are.

 

[Steel Dragon]

And here I was thinking that the offseason was boring!

Thanks for lightening up the mood guys.

 

[Cliffhanger]

That seems like a challenge...

There was a poster named Cliffhanger
Such a pompous forum haranguer.
When left unimpressed,
She'll be sure to protest,
So cover your ears when you bang her.
.

And so God Zilla comes a long thinking he's a hit,
The latest wanker in the line of St Merke f**k wits,
He has no skills, he flows like a rusty pipe,
His face is unwashed, mouth full of tripe,
And despite being unoriginal claims to be legit.

 

[Hutty1986]

And so God Zilla comes a long thinking he's a hit,
The latest wanker in the line of St Merke f**k wits,
He has no skills, he flows like a rusty pipe,
His face is unwashed, mouth full of tripe,
And despite being unoriginal claims to be legit.

Sums it up nicely. Say hello to your lebanese parents for me

 

[cb4]

Having attended super league games, I know a very popular chant amongst Leeds fans to Graham was/is:

He's fat
He's Scouse
He wants to rob your house
James Graham

Also, the very public kiss between Watmough and Lyon doesnt go undetected amongst the English faithful either.

He's gay
He's bent
His arse is up for rent
Choc Watmough

 

[Cliffhanger]

English fans always come up with the best chants. Especially EPL and Cricket fans. The Barmy Army come up with some classics.

 

[Hutty1986]

Having attended super league games, I know a very popular chant amongst Leeds fans to Graham was/is:



Also, the very public kiss between Watmough and Lyon doesnt go undetected amongst the English faithful either.

:lol:

 

[hitman82]

He's drunk
He's inked
He's here to steal your drink
...

 

[Charles Bronson]

Seriously if you do not feel like you can be witty, without making a joke about rape, murder or adding in something racist, then just don't post. I'm sure you have some racist friends who will appreciate your bigotry. What's even better for you, is there will be no record of it.

The only thing worse than the pathetic attempts at poetry in this thread are the bad taste jokes.

there once was a boy named charlie
he loved to ride on his harley
one day he met a nice girl called susan
who was always up for a bruisen
he tied her to the bed and had his way
all she could do was pray
but it was pointless because there is no god
only to a religeous nutjob
like islamofacists or the christian right wing
so he had fun and did his thing
when he finished he said goodbye
and left her there to die

the end

 

[hitman82]

^ win /end thread.

 

[hitman82]

there once was a boy named charlie
he loved to ride on his harley
one day he met a nice girl called susan
who was always up for a bruisen
he tied her to the bed and had his way
all she could do was pray
but it was pointless because there is no god
only to a religeous nutjob
like islamofacists or the christian right wing
so he had fun and did his thing
when he finished he said goodbye
and left her there to die

the end

One question:
What were Charlie and Susan's respective ethnic backgrounds? Cheers

 

[Cliffhanger]

This message is hidden because Charles Bronson is on your ignore list.

 

[Charles Bronson]

One question:
What were Charlie and Susan's respective ethnic backgrounds? Cheers

Charlie was lebanese, he just got off the boat, obvious terrorist ties

Susan was a clean innocent white hard working anglo saxon girl

 

[Tommax25]

I'd just like to say i joined this forum because it looked pretty good at the time. It has got alot of good posters who are pretty good to discuss footy with. I just want to say that i appoligise for my part in the sh1t going on here lately, there are a group of merged teams fans (not tigers) who just keep talking shit and going out of their way to try and bag the dogs and myself even if it is just out and out biased dribble.

I will be the bigger man and place them on ignore from now for the good of the forum and to save wasting my life like they want too. I look forward to discussing footy with the ones that aren't idiots.

You shan't be seeing anymore posts from me Dodger because reading this gave me a stroke from the shock :shock::shock::shock::shock:

 

[Hutty1986]

Charlie was lebanese, he just got off the boat, obvious terrorist ties

Susan was a clean innocent white hard working anglo saxon girl

f**king al-Qaeda

 

[muzby]

And so God Zilla comes a long thinking he's a hit,
The latest wanker in the line of St Merke f**k wits,
He has no skills, he flows like a rusty pipe,
His face is unwashed, mouth full of tripe,
And despite being unoriginal claims to be legit.

and here is a limerick by cliffy
the structure of which is quite whiffy
with far too many words
turns middle lines into turds
and now she's gonna get miffy

 

[coolumsharkie]

there once was a boy named charlie
he loved to ride on his harley
one day he met a nice girl called susan
who was always up for a bruisen
he tied her to the bed and had his way
all she could do was pray
but it was pointless because there is no god
only to a religeous nutjob
like islamofacists or the christian right wing
so he had fun and did his thing
when he finished he said goodbye
and left her there to die

the end

Distubing but funny.

 

[Cliffhanger]

and here is a limerick by cliffy
the structure of which is quite whiffy
with far too many words
turns middle lines into turds
and now she's gonna get miffy

Why would I get miffy, my lymeric still shits on both yours and God Zilla's from great heights.

Also only Souths' fans are stupid enough to take you seriously.