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[ANTiLAG]

he still wouldn't get it plus it's more fun watching him have a mental breakdown

This is the problem you and Twatface suffer; an inability to realise your incredibly stupid mistake in spelling the word wrong, is because you lack basic reading and writing skills, the most important of which is comprehension, which requires a little processing and logic to interpret and convey meaning. You lack comprehension because of your inability to process information accurately, in this case the written word and grammar of the English language, which leads you to misinterpret meaning of words, which leads in this case to you not understanding a very simple joke. There is a failure in your cognitive ability to process properly and accurately. Your brain is mildly defective. You are, for lack of less insulting word, a moron. it is clear that you do not understand the very joke you are telling. We shouldn't laugh at you for that. But given the context - its funny.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7G_zSos8w_I

See you're not just so dumb to have made the mistake in the first place and not appreciated it when first pointed out to you. Now you are exhibiting mental geniusation after having had the mistake explained to you, and still not comprehending it.

El Diablo - forget what I said earlier about studying linguistics. I think you need something far more remedial. Like an intermediary school education. Maybe enrol and try and complete year 6 or 7.

 

[Twatface Magee]

It's the gift that keeps on giving :lol:

 

[ANTiLAG]

It's the gift that keeps on giving :lol:

That is okay, as long as you don't think of yourself as gifted.

There is no second layer to El Diablo's spelling error. You are geniused to still think that there is.

 

[TheParraboy]

This kiwi bloke was stranded on a deserted Island with only a sheep and a cattle dog as company.

Most nights, the kiwi bro was very toey, tried to hump the sheep many many times but to no avail, the cattledog was very vigilant in protecting the sheep. very frustrating for the kiwi cuz.

Few months had passed and to the kiwis amazement, Miranda Kerr gets washed up onto the Island in only a skimpy bikini.

Few days go past and the kiwi and Miranda are getting along real well. One night they are both feeling very toey. Miranda whispers in his ear very seductively "What would you like me to do"

The kiwi replied "Luv, can you please take the dog for a long walk"

 

[El Diablo]

Derp

big financial news

It's the gift that keeps on giving :lol:

it's better than the joke

 

[El Diablo]

This kiwi bloke was stranded on a deserted Island with only a sheep and a cattle dog as company.

Most nights, the kiwi bro was very toey, tried to hump the sheep many many times but to no avail, the cattledog was very vigilant in protecting the sheep. very frustrating for the kiwi cuz.

Few months had passed and to the kiwis amazement, Miranda Kerr gets washed up onto the Island in only a skimpy bikini.

Few days go past and the kiwi and Miranda are getting along real well. One night they are both feeling very toey. Miranda whispers in his ear very seductively "What would you like me to do"

The kiwi replied "Luv, can you please take the dog for a long walk"

our kiwi mate won't get it

 

[Gina Minehart]

What year did you complete school up to El? Derppppp

 

[El Diablo]

What year did you complete school up to El? Derppppp

big financial news

 

[Twatface Magee]

That is okay, as long as you don't think of yourself as gifted.

There is no second layer to El Diablo's spelling error. You are geniused to still think that there is.

I don't think of myself as gifted.
You'd have to be pretty f**king dumb to not get the joke.

 

[ANTiLAG]

This kiwi bloke was stranded on a deserted Island with only a sheep and a cattle dog as company.

Most nights, the kiwi bro was very toey, tried to hump the sheep many many times but to no avail, the cattledog was very vigilant in protecting the sheep. very frustrating for the kiwi cuz.

Few months had passed and to the kiwis amazement, Miranda Kerr gets washed up onto the Island in only a skimpy bikini.

Few days go past and the kiwi and Miranda are getting along real well. One night they are both feeling very toey. Miranda whispers in his ear very seductively "What would you like me to do"

The kiwi replied "Luv, can you please take the dog for a long walk"

Australia has between 40 or 70 million more sheep than New Zealand, whose farming economy relies far more heavily on Dairy.

With all those sheep and their ancestry, it is widely believed globally that the Australian farmer is not merely tying his kangaroos down.

An Australian farmer was seeing his doctor about a private matter. The doctor asked him about people he had had sexual relations with in the past twelve months. The Australian farmer started counting, but fell asleep before he could reply.

 

[El Diablo]

NZ has more sheep per capita dude

you're fighting another losing battle

 

[El Diablo]

There used to be 20 sheep for every person in NZ. Now the latest statistics from Beef and Lamb NZ show it has fallen to about seven to one, or about 30 million sheep. The sheep-to-person ratio is still higher than Australia's, where there are 74 million sheep to 23.5 million people — a ratio of three to one.

http://www.weeklytimesnow.com.au/ag...land-has-dropped/story-fnker8up-1227030978642

 

[ANTiLAG]

NZ has more sheep per capita dude

you're fighting another losing battle

http://www.weeklytimesnow.com.au/ag...land-has-dropped/story-fnker8up-1227030978642

So what you're saying is that the average Aussie bloke has 40 million more sheep to choose from if he stays in Australia, than if he moved to New Zealand? Its no wonder most of you stay there, nor is it much wonder that the people that leave New Zealand for Australia raises the iq of both countries because you're still geniused to not realise that you misspelled the word in your joke.

Oh good ol Straya, where men are men, and the sheep are nervous.

 

[El Diablo]

So what you're saying is that the average Aussie bloke, has 40 million more sheep to choose from if he stays in Australia, than if he moved to New Zealand?

Its no wonder most of you stay there, nor is it much wonder that the people that leave New Zealand for Australia raises the iq of both countries because you're still geniused to not realise that you misspelled the word in your joke.

f**k me

you didn't even get that and it wasn't a joke :crazy:

 

[ANTiLAG]

f**k me

you didn't even get that and it wasn't a joke :crazy:

So basically you're saying that Australia is where men are men and 70 million sheep are nervous.

And that you still do not realise that you are so geniused that you got your very own sheep joke's punchline word, completely and utterly wrong.

 

[El Diablo]

we get that you don't get it

 

[ANTiLAG]

There are still global concerns about the level of domestic violence problems within Australia.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2687056/Shocking-video-footage-shows-Australian-farmers-punching-mutilating-sheep-shear-them.html

Seriously, your farmers are supposed to just shear the sheep.

 

[TheParraboy]

This kiwi dole bludger goes to a pub where a sexy busty blonde whispers in his ear "how about a sexy head job"

The kiwi is so outraged , in a fit of anger he picks up the blonde and immediately throws her out of the pub

The bartender asks "why did you do that to her bro"

Kiwi bloke said "Well she said something about a job"

 

[TheParraboy]

Antilag

we can google too, good and bad in every country

aussies aren't all bad, kiwis aren't all good

http://www.smh.com.au/world/new-zea...tence-for-animal-cruelty-20151007-gk3s9e.html

 

[ANTiLAG]

This kiwi dole bludger goes to a pub where a sexy busty blonde whispers in his ear "how about a sexy head job"

The kiwi is so outraged , in a fit of anger he picks up the blonde and immediately throws her out of the pub

The bartender asks "why did you do that to her bro"

Kiwi bloke said "Well she said something about a job"

So this Kiwi bloke moves to Lucky Australia in 2002, after Australia restricted welfare to Kiwis (despite Kiwis being less unemployed than other ethnic groups and no more significantly unemployed than Australians pro-rata) and and then later works in the city for 12 years. But the place he was working, not being a mine, gets liquidated. He cannot up-skill into a new profession because he cannot qualify for a student loan in Australia. Desperate and down on his luck, he ponders that he had worked as a sheep shearer during High School holidays back in New Zealand in his younger days. So he thinks to himself, Australia has more than double New Zealand's sheep population, he will try his luck finding work on the farms. So he leaves Adelaide, heads east. and goes out to a sheep farm outback in New South Wales.

The Kiwi is wandering upto the driveway of an Ozzie farmer's sheep station who is riding his motorcycle up the road with a sheep on it. The farmer asks "what the bloody hell you doing on my drive way?"

The Kiwi replies "Oh mate, I've left the city life behind me I'm hungry for some farm work to earn a crust. I'm bloody keen to shear your sheep."

The Aussie farmer replies "I'm not sharing Matilda with you mate. You can get the f**k off my property mate."

The Kiwi senses the breakdown in conversation and tactfully replies politely "Mate, I don't think you understood me. I'm not hungry for a free lamb dinner or anything like that. I want to shear your flock. Mate, I want you to give me a job. Do you understand me now?."

The Aussie farmer replies "Mate, I'm still not sharing any of my other sheep with you, that is how diseases are spread, but I am willing to give you a sexy head job".

The Kiwi replies "mate if you want to make me a supervisor on your station - I'll take the job gleefully, but if you mean that you want to suck my penis, I am not keen at all, I got no issue with it, but I chose to live in Adelaide, not Sydney - if you know what I mean."

The Aussie farmer replies "well then why don't you f**k off back to where you came from? F**k'n move back to Adelaide then".

The Kiwi replied "I've never felt so welcomed in Australia before".