Troll Dump thread

[Twizzle]

well they started off funny

 

[The Mad Hatter]

Let's not forget Kevin Sheedy Sherrin the AFL gospel with our bedwetting brothers.

 

[The Charlatan]

Bit of butthurt going both ways in this thread...

 

[ANTiLAG]

I don't think of myself as gifted.
You'd have to be pretty f**king dumb to not get the joke.

So what you're saying is that the average Aussie bloke has 40 million more sheep to choose from if he stays in Australia, than if he moved to New Zealand? Its no wonder most of you stay there, nor is it much wonder that the people that leave New Zealand for Australia raises the iq of both countries because you're still geniused to not realise that you misspelled the word in your joke.

Oh good ol Straya, where men are men, and the sheep are nervous.

f**k me

you didn't even get that and it wasn't a joke :crazy:

Well Twatface thinks it was a joke with second layers and El Diablo now possibly claims it was not a joke. But his post was ambiguous. The coalition of stupid has possibly been divided, but they're both still stupid.

So El Diablo, so you think that that Kiwi farmer was referring to the only way he would shearing the sheep was alone - without the assistance of any other person shearing? If so, you're a moron. It was intended by the creator to be a joke. You just spelt the punchline wrong. Refer to the original joke at the bottom.

Twatface, you still think that there is a second layer to this joke that requires the punchline word to be spelt incorrectly, even though its a direct quotation of someone speaking in a completely difference context? You're a moron. There is no second layer added by El Diablo to the original joke. If he intended to spell the punchline word incorrectly, he has then removed the joke about the farmer misinterpreting the Australian tourist and does not reply that he is sexually jealous towards the sheep .

An Australian couple are holidaying in New Zealand and driving along a country road between two farms they come across a farmer sexually assaulting a sheep. The driver stops, rolls his window down and says "Hey Mate! In Australia we shear those things!" to which the buggering farmer responds immediately "I ain't shearin this beauty with anyone

You may not know that before I moved to the UK, I worked on a farm in New Zealand, shearing sheep.

One day I walked into the woolshed and to my horror discovered a workmate being extremely familiar with one of our woolly friends.

'MATE!' I said, 'you're supposed to be SHEARING that sheep!'

With a grin (and a grunt) he replied 'I'm not sharing Matilda with ANYONE!'

 

[El Diablo]

you're never going to get it so just give up already

 

[ANTiLAG]

you're never going to get it so just give up already

Oh I get the original joke. It is funny. That is why I shared the Matilda version with everyone.

Your version of the joke is lame but we find it funny because you do not realise that you spelt the word wrong. Your version is funnier because El Diablo, you're the joke. Not the Kiwi shagging a sheep. I mean the word "sharing", from the verb stem to share, what age do most kids learn to spell that word?

6?

7?

Surely by 8 years old all literate kids could spell that word.

El Diablo, you have the reading comprehension skills of someone less than 8. Assuming that you're an adult, that makes you geniused. Now geniusation itself, that is not amusing to anyone, but given your belligerence and the context - it is okay to laugh at you. Because your geniusation is not so severe that you should know better - if you're going to have a joke at someone else's or some other group's expense, make sure you do not make yourself the joke by stuffing it up.

 

[Twatface Magee]

This keeps getting better

 

[JJ]

7El Diablo, you have the reading comprehension skills of someone less than 8. Assuming that you're an adult, that makes you geniused. Now geniusation itself, that is not amusing to anyone, but given your belligerence and the context - it is okay to laugh at you. .

Well summed up - narcissistic genius - that was established many years ago

 

[El Diablo]

the racist JJ turns up

same guy who admitted to keeping pictures of animals masturbating on his PC

 

[JJ]

This keeps getting better

Not always, unfortunately

 

[Twatface Magee]

How many Kiwis does it take to figure out a simple joke?

We'll never know

 

[El Diablo]

I was going to post a pic of one masturbating

what kind of sick demented merkin looks for pictures of monkeys masturbating :?

One doesn't look for them

 

[JJ]

How many Kiwis does it take to figure out a simple joke?

We'll never know

Good effort big fella

Now if El D could only work on his spelling and comprehension, all would be well

 

[Twatface Magee]

You're just embarrassing yourself.

 

[ANTiLAG]

You're just embarrassing yourself.

Ha. Mr second layer thinks someone else should be embarrassed.

 

[ANTiLAG]

You're just embarrassing yourself.

Twatface Magee, you're the one who is embarrassing yourself with this whole "there is a second layer".

El Diablo cannot write, but you both cannot comprehend. You make a fine pair.

 

[Twatface Magee]

You know, you could always just google the joke to help you understand it...

 

[some11]

Still going :lol:

 

[hineyrulz]

My god the irony lol.

 

[Hutty1986]

I bet this Antilag bloke is a real hit at parties.