Troll Dump thread

[ANTiLAG]

I bet this Antilag bloke is a real hit at parties.

Biggest hit at parties since the phonograph \\\\/:alcho:

 

[Twatface Magee]

Seriously tempted to reveal this joke.
But watching the kiwi imbeciles squirm over it is hilarious.

 

[El Diablo]

this could be him http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...know-E-Y-E-S-spells-takes-internet-storm.html

 

[ANTiLAG]

this could be him http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...know-E-Y-E-S-spells-takes-internet-storm.html

You've never heard the expression about people that live in glass houses?

"Eyes" is not that much earlier in the primary school vocabulary curriculum than "sharing" is.

You're more stupid than that guy for still not appreciating your mistake. See he realises his mistake when informed. But you still have not appreciated yours. He is smarter than you.

You El Diablo, are clearly geniused.

An Australian couple are holidaying in New Zealand and driving along a country road between two farms they come across a farmer sexually assaulting a sheep. The driver stops, rolls his window down and says "Hey Mate! In Australia we shear those things!" to which the buggering farmer responds immediately "I ain't shearin this beauty with anyone

You may not know that before I moved to the UK, I worked on a farm in New Zealand, shearing sheep.

One day I walked into the woolshed and to my horror discovered a workmate being extremely familiar with one of our woolly friends.

'MATE!' I said, 'you're supposed to be SHEARING that sheep!'

With a grin (and a grunt) he replied 'I'm not sharing Matilda with ANYONE!'

 

[ANTiLAG]

Seriously tempted to reveal this joke.
But watching the kiwi imbeciles squirm over it is hilarious.

We're not squirming Mr Second layer. We're straight out calling you and El Diablo geniused for not being able to spell "sharing" on a homophone joke where the punchline word is not "shearing". But its not just my fellow Kiwi(s) laughing at you two. It is your Australian compatriot(s) as well. Gine Minehart realises that you and El Diablo are geniused as well. Anyone with enough command of the English language to realise the different meanings between the words "shearing" and "sharing" is laughing at you.

You are geniused.

An Australian couple are holidaying in New Zealand and driving along a country road between two farms they come across a farmer sexually assaulting a sheep. The driver stops, rolls his window down and says "Hey Mate! In Australia we shear those things!" to which the buggering farmer responds immediately "I ain't shearin this beauty with anyone

You may not know that before I moved to the UK, I worked on a farm in New Zealand, shearing sheep.

One day I walked into the woolshed and to my horror discovered a workmate being extremely familiar with one of our woolly friends.

'MATE!' I said, 'you're supposed to be SHEARING that sheep!'

With a grin (and a grunt) he replied 'I'm not sharing Matilda with ANYONE!'

 

[some11]

 

[Bazal]

Gawd, it's El Diablo vs the Kiwi El Diablo. What a staggering clash of wit, guile, scything intelligence and epic wordplay....titanic, really.

 

[Pete Cash]

antilag the joke is kiwis say words funny as well as shagging sheep. ffs.

 

[Pete Cash]

Cause just as an fyi in australia sharing and shearing are not homophones.

 

[Twatface Magee]

antilag the joke is kiwis say words funny as well as shagging sheep. ffs.

Boo, you spoilt the fun.
This could have gone on for the entire NRL off season before he figured it out.

 

[Pete Cash]

It was too painful...how can anyone think sharing and shearing are homophones..

are they really in new zealand. What a ghastly accent.

 

[Gina Minehart]

Did el Diablo finish school at:

8
9
10
11
Still repeating year 4

 

[JJ]

It was too painful...how can anyone think sharing and shearing are homophones..

are they really in new zealand. What a ghastly accent.

Yeah, because the world just loves the smooth dulcet tones of the Austrayan accent :lol: it brings additional class and sex appeal to so many words :lol:

 

[hineyrulz]

That Aussie accent works overseas, everyone seems to like Aussies.

Kiwis??? They've never heard of the f**kers...........

 

[JJ]

everyone seems to like Aussies.

......

You really think that? :lol:

 

[The Charlatan]

You really think that? :lol:

I can qualify that's not true.

My wife and I did our own trip through Europe and when we were in Germany (Munich,) there was a Contiki group with a huge contingent of drunken Australians carrying on like f**kwits, much to the chagrin of the locals.

I told people we were from South Africa.

 

[JJ]

I can qualify that's not true.

My wife and I did our own trip through Europe and when we were in Germany (Munich,) there was a Contiki group with a huge contingent of drunken Australians carrying on like f**kwits, much to the chagrin of the locals.

I told people we were from South Africa.

:lol: FMD, things are dire if being identified as South African is preferable

 

[El Diablo]

Did el Diablo finish school at:

8
9
10
11
Still repeating year 4

big financial news

 

[Twatface Magee]

Even after having it explained to him, Antilag probably still doesn't get the joke.

 

[Gina Minehart]

big financial news

Well the gimp can spell financial....which puts him above 7 in my estimation