TV Quotes

[Danger]

F*ck it, why not aye.

Ill start with my all time fave.

"And he comes in there and says, look b*tch im Rick James, Slap" Chappelles Show

 

[Samwise]

A few Ari quotes from Entourage -

Is that the way they drive in Tiananmen Square, bitch?

Let's hug it out, bitch.

Listen, Lloyd, I want you to put all my files, folders, binders, *everything* into a box! If you find a used condom, an executioner's mask, and a f*cking spike paddle, don't think, just pack that bitch! Chop suey!

You know what they feed people on an indi set, Vinne? Nothing! They don't give you a trailer. They tell you to go sit on an apple box. Ever try to bang an extra on an apple box?

The next one after "Queens Boulevard" is a studio picture: I'm talking franchise, baby. We'll get you the lunchbox. And an action figure with a monster c*ck.

We are gonna get drunk with Russell Crowe and we're gonna head-butt some goddamn kangaroos

I didn't go to the Lakers game because they were playing the f*cking Bobcats... And I came here today because I thought this was a session on how my wife could learn to communicate, how to answer a question without a question, basic Humanity 101, which I thought, given your wall of f*cking diplomas, you could easily fix, or if you couldn't, you could give her a pill that would either fix it or make her a mute. But now, to turn around and gang up on me? I have work to do. I have hundreds of clients to deal with, and just so we're clear, I don't care about ANY OF THEM. They're ALL just a number, like Wife #1 and Therapist #7... GOOD DAY!

 

[Simo]

The office

'remember in America your fannys your bum.....not your minge'

Extras

'come on love you like a dead horse, put some minge into it'

The Simpsons

'Hi Supernintendo Chalmers'

 

[newtownbluebags]

"Book him Danno" - Hawaii Five-0

 

[Russell Crowe's Band]

some gold from the simpsons

"Homer: Are you saying you're never going to eat any animal again? What about bacon? "
"Lisa: No. "
"Homer: Ham? "
"Lisa: No. "
"Homer: Pork chops? "
"Lisa: Dad, those all come from the same animal. "
"Homer: Heh heh heh. Ooh, yeah, right, Lisa. A wonderful, magical animal. "



"Bart: What a day, eh, Milhouse? The sun is out, birds are singing, bees are trying to have sex with them -- as is my understanding ..."


"Homer: Lisa, if the Bible has taught us nothing else, and it hasn't, it's that girls should stick to girls sports, such as hot oil wrestling and foxy boxing and such and such. "

 

[2 True Blues]

The voice of total torment !!!! The Nanny calling out for " Mr Sheffield , Mr Sheffield !!!! Like fingernails on a blackboard to my brain !!! LMAO......

 

[Danger]

"Im a bad father, a lousy husband and a snappy dresser" Peter Griffin, Family Guy

 

[newtownbluebags]

"Trust no one" - Fox Mulder - The X-Files

 

[2 True Blues]

Hheeeyyy !!! Happy Days

 

[newtownbluebags]

Arthur Fonzarelli!!!!!

 

[Marshall_magic]

Family Guy
Peter-Sometimes its better to not fit in *flashback to a war scene with Peter dressed as a clown*
Peter- You guys are stupid, see they're gunna be looking for army guys.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tWbz2Dp-gQM

there is it in the actual episode

 

[newtownbluebags]

what was it Bruce Gyngall said? Good evening & welcome to Television! :lol:

 

[Mr. Fahrenheit]

A few Ari quotes from Entourage -

Is that the way they drive in Tiananmen Square, bitch?

Let's hug it out, bitch.

Listen, Lloyd, I want you to put all my files, folders, binders, *everything* into a box! If you find a used condom, an executioner's mask, and a f*cking spike paddle, don't think, just pack that bitch! Chop suey!

You know what they feed people on an indi set, Vinne? Nothing! They don't give you a trailer. They tell you to go sit on an apple box. Ever try to bang an extra on an apple box?

The next one after "Queens Boulevard" is a studio picture: I'm talking franchise, baby. We'll get you the lunchbox. And an action figure with a monster c*ck.

We are gonna get drunk with Russell Crowe and we're gonna head-butt some goddamn kangaroos

I didn't go to the Lakers game because they were playing the f*cking Bobcats... And I came here today because I thought this was a session on how my wife could learn to communicate, how to answer a question without a question, basic Humanity 101, which I thought, given your wall of f*cking diplomas, you could easily fix, or if you couldn't, you could give her a pill that would either fix it or make her a mute. But now, to turn around and gang up on me? I have work to do. I have hundreds of clients to deal with, and just so we're clear, I don't care about ANY OF THEM. They're ALL just a number, like Wife #1 and Therapist #7... GOOD DAY!

OMFG I LOVE ARI! THERE ARE SO MUCH MORE CLASSICS AS WELL :crazy: ill have to comb through each ep, lol...

one Ari word that ive adopted in my day to day vernacular, is "cu.nt muscle", he calls E that.

 

[hineyrulz]

"did i do that" Steve Urkel. f**k i hated the geek.

 

[Knightmare]

DRAWN TOGETHER:

(Woolnor Sockbat looks under Captain Hero's bed)
Woolnor: There's nothing under here except for a bunch of wadded up tissues and a book of crime scene photographs."

(Captain Hero and Xandir are in the bath tub together)

Xandir: You know, I was thinking we should throw a surprise party for Toot.

Captain Hero: So, everyone's going to say what they're thinking out loud are they? Well, I've been thinking about paying a prostitute to shove bowling pins up my a$$!


:LOL: :LOL::LOL: Hard to believe there is a show out there more wrong than 'Family Guy'- Love it!

 

[Tonearm Terrorwrist]

i am the man with no name ... ZAP BRANIGAN!! - futurama

 

[Crazy_Goddess]

What you talking bout willis=Different Strokes

 

[newtownbluebags]

Phone a friend???? - Who wants to be a millionaire :lol:

 

[hineyrulz]

Your not taking the Kingswood - Ted Bullpit :lol:

 

[Danger]

"I ain't gettin in no plane" Mr T, The A Team.