"ring ring, "hello Warriors HQ" .
S"Hi its me Shaun Johnson is Cameron there please"?
S"Hi Cam here, whats up?"
C"What?"
S"er its me Shaun"
C"who?"
S"I used to play 7 for you guys"
C"Oh right"
S"Things didn't work out at the Sharks so I'm a free agent"
C"Groovy dude, have you tried Storm, Roosters or Bronco's?"
S"Um yeah they have nothing left under the cap"
C" Well we have, we can offer 150k per year, which according to latest stats is better than what most people earn in New Zealand"
S" Do I get sponsorship?"
C"Yeah you do but that's ball is in your court, you will have to do some door knocking"
S"But according to news reports you have loads of spare money"
C"Yeah we do but we are holding out for loyal types and preferably front rowers,so are you keen or what?
*Click*