Western Pasifika Bid News

[AlwaysGreen]

I forgot to add - I have an issue with Annandale coming into the competition as in 1910 they stole their colours from proposed team 32 Perth Pirates.

Spines up!!!!

 

[MugaB]

I forgot to add - I have an issue with Annandale coming into the competition as in 1910 they stole their colours from proposed team 32 Perth Pirates.

Spines up!!!!

Sunshine State Dolphins stole those same colors too....
How dare they!!!

 

[AlwaysGreen]

Great news for the Western Pasifika Porcupines as all players, coaches as well as their wives and mistresses will be given tax free status! Club CEO Art Vandaley also announced that all involved in the team with also get a free chupachup each year as a sweetener for signing with the glamour club.

$pines$ up!!!!!!!

 

[MugaB]

Great news for the Western Pasifika Porcupines as all players, coaches as well as their wives and mistresses will be given tax free status! Club CEO Art Vandaley also announced that all involved in the team with also get a free chupachup each year as a sweetener for signing with the glamour club.

$pines$ up!!!!!!!

That CEO is he any relation to the infamous Laurie Daley?

 

[AlwaysGreen]

Important update in the porcupines bid. The frontrunner for the 18th NLR licence will now be known as the IKEA Western-Eastern Central Porcupines.

Spines up!!!!!!!

 

[AlwaysGreen]

Huge developments in the IKEA - Video Ezy Western Pasifika Porcupines bid with the glamour club announcing that they have bought the Singapore Super League for 6 thousand roubles. This will mean that all of the thousands of junior talent developed in Singapore will have a pathway to the NRL and IKEA.

Spines up!!!!!

 

[AlwaysGreen]

The IKEA Cash Converters Western Pasifika Porcupines are proud to announce that the bustling city of Mitchell in central Queensland will be the home base of the glamour club as the push for the NRL's 18th licence winds up.

The porcupines would also like a welcome Mitchell Mini Mart as our major sponsor.

Spines up!!!!!

 

[blue bags]

Which league's club are Linked to Pasifika porky pines Grizzlies Bear's
Where's the home ground ?

 

[AlwaysGreen]

Which league's club are Linked to Pasifika porky pines Grizzlies Bear's
Where's the home ground ?

Every leagues club south of Weipa is linked to the IKEA Mitchell Mini Mart Western Pasifika Porcupines, we have over 900 pokie dens linked to the glamour club.
Our home ground is the 400007 capacity Mt Isa Sportsground. This stadium has a fully retractable tarp roof.

If you want more details you can find them at spinesupscam.com.au

Spines up!!!!!!

 

[MugaB]

spinesupscam.com.au

Spines up!!!!!!

Don't Porcupines have Quills? Shouldn't it be
...QUILLS UP BABY!!

 

[AlwaysGreen]

Western Pasifika Porcupines official statement concerning disturbing reports on expansion:

The IKEA KFC Western Pasifika- West Coast USA Porcupines wish to express their dismay about talk of an NRL expansion club in the US west coast. The West Coast of North America is porcupine territory, with approximately 57 million juniors and 900000 pokie dens. Whilst the WP-WC USA Porcupines encourages the growth of the great game of rugby league we also say get the hell out of our territory.

Spoonsup!!!!!!

 

[AlwaysGreen]

Breaking news!

THE Costco Western Pasifika Porcupines announce a major new partnership with Enterprise Transporters to slash travel times between home base Mawson Station Antarctica and playing base Staples Centre LA.

Captain Kirk from Enterprise Transporters said: 'Plane travel is a thing of the past. By just saying beam me up scotty, we can move the WP Porcupines from 1 country to the next!. No more 57-hour plane commutes!'

Porcupines CEO Marty McFly added: 'This is good.'


Spines to infinity and beyond!!!!!!

 

[AlwaysGreen]

Important update from team 18 of the NRL:
The Western Pasifika Porcupines and the Western Australia government have combined forces to bid for the 18th NRL licence. The team will play 6 home games in Western Australia and 6 games in West Wylong. This move will enable the Western Australian- West Pasifika Porcupines to rule the west.

Spines up westies!!!!!

 

[bad boy bubby]

Boooo!
The WAWAs shouldn't be exploiting the Porkys
Get your own team, leave us alone!!!

 

[AlwaysGreen]

Great news for porcupines fans:
In an exclusive poll in The Daily Daily:
Daily.daily@scammers.net
Where should the next Expansion team be?
Perth 1%
PNG 1%
Brisbane 1%
Goulburn 18%
Western Pasifika 79%

"Western Pasifika Porcupines is far and away the best bid and a team based in Macau is a no brainer" - Anonymous Club Cleaner.

Spines up!!!!

 

[MugaB]

Great news for porcupines fans:
In an exclusive poll in The Daily Daily:
Daily.daily@scammers.net
Where should the next Expansion team be?
Perth 1%
PNG 1%
Brisbane 1%
Goulburn 18%
Western Pasifika 79%

"Western Pasifika Porcupines is far and away the best bid and a team based in Macau is a no brainer" - Anonymous Club Cleaner.

Spines up!!!!

F_ck that! Goulburn Bears are the future, Porcupines can go fk themselves, we dont need teams west of Penrith or Townsville, how many RL fans are in western pacifika anyways

 

[AlwaysGreen]

F_ck that! Goulburn Bears are the future, Porcupines can go fk themselves, we dont need teams west of Penrith or Townsville, how many RL fans are in western pacifika anyways

The Western Pasifika catchment area is at least 4 billion, with 970 million juniors. That doesn't include IKEA customers.

We have millionaire backers too, and the support of 57 governments.

Spines up!!!!! And Quills up!!!!!

 

[MugaB]

The Western Pasifika catchment area is at least 4 billion, with 970 million juniors. That doesn't include IKEA customers.

We have millionaire backers too, and the support of 57 governments.

Spines up!!!!! And Quills up!!!!!

Yeah yeah, whatever mate, The new My left foot bid has quality over quantity

 

[AlwaysGreen]

Huge news concerning the Western Pasifika Porcupines:
"The WP Porcupines will fund a 800000 capacity oval/multi-purpose stadium in Brisbane's CBD, right next to the Maccas. This 8.7 trillion dollar stadium will have a retractable diamond encrusted roof, an athletics track, a greyhound track, 57 giant screens and will be made out of recycled ostrich feathers. Post Olympics the WP Porcupines will play 2 of their 27 home games out of this stadium of dreams."

In return for this small investment, Brisbane will be renamed Porcupinetown and all future state taxes will be payed into Club President Max Profit's bank account.

Spines up!!!!!

 

[MugaB]

Huge news concerning the Western Pasifika Porcupines:
"The WP Porcupines will fund a 800000 capacity oval/multi-purpose stadium in Brisbane's CBD, right next to the Maccas. This 8.7 trillion dollar stadium will have a retractable diamond encrusted roof, an athletics track, a greyhound track, 57 giant screens and will be made out of recycled ostrich feathers. Post Olympics the WP Porcupines will play 2 of their 27 home games out of this stadium of dreams."

In return for this small investment, Brisbane will be renamed Porcupinetown and all future state taxes will be payed into Club President Max Profit's bank account.

Spines up!!!!!

Brisbane don't need another team, do you want them to turn into Sydney with its 9 clubs FFS, take your 8 trillion kina stadium and shove it up your guzitća... why can't you build it in NT there's no team there, perfect for Porcupines, prickly pears won't get eaten by the crocs, and will boost tourism.... I'LL
C..U..in the N...T!!!