Zack and Miri make a porno...
Some of the funniest scenes i've seen in a while...
"What's your name? "
" Lester... Lester the Molester Cockenschtuff. "
" Wow. That's a great porn name. "
"I get to pick a porn name?... Then I want to be called... Pete Jones."
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"Nobody wants to see us f**k, Zack! "
"EVERYBODY wants to see ANYBODY f**k. I hate Rosie O'Donell, but if somebody said "I got a tape of Rosie O'Donell getting f**ked stupid" I'd be like "Why the f**k aren't we watching that right now?"
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"All male casts? Like "Glengarry Glen Ross", like that? "
"Like "Glen and Gary Suck Ross's Meaty c**k and Drop Their Hairy Nuts in His Eager Mouth".
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pause] "Is that like a sequel? "