What Phrases and Words Make You See Red?

[Parra]

Hack or Game Changer when referencing a basic cooking technique.

"22 yo Minto Mum of 7 discovers Aldi frozen mashed potato hack by adding a bit of butter. It's a game changer!"

f**k off.

Doesn't have to be cooking. Check this best aldi hack ever - wtf?

Mum claims to find the ‘best Aldi hack ever’ after eye-opening bagging table experience​

A shopper has gone online to share the “best Aldi hack ever” after seeing someone do it at her local store.

Mum discovers ‘best Aldi hack ever’

A mum has claimed to have encountered the Aldi hack to put all others to shame.

www.news.com.au

 

[soc123_au]

Doesn't have to be cooking. Check this best aldi hack ever - wtf?

Mum claims to find the ‘best Aldi hack ever’ after eye-opening bagging table experience​

A shopper has gone online to share the “best Aldi hack ever” after seeing someone do it at her local store.

Mum discovers ‘best Aldi hack ever’

A mum has claimed to have encountered the Aldi hack to put all others to shame.

www.news.com.au

Yeah, thats exactly the rubbish I'm talking about. Bags in a box, revolutionary....

These f**kwits heads would explode if they watched an episode of the great 80's documentary MacGyver.

 

[Eion]

When did people start calling a ‘back rower’ a ‘back row’? For example “The sharks back row Briton Nikora’.

Shits me

 

[The Mad Hatter]

Middles and Edges are bit like that for me.

 

[Reflector]

'Problematic'

Not so much the word itself, but the kind of person who generally uses this word is also the type of person who refers to certain groups of people in the politically-correct euphemisms even while speaking in general conversation.

 

[Eion]

'Problematic'

Not so much the word itself, but the kind of person who generally uses this word is also the type of person who refers to certain groups of people in the politically-correct euphemisms even while speaking in general conversation.

You’ll get me started on my use of the word cohort rant.

 

[Reflector]

Another one I remembered, courtesy of the latest Dave Chapelle special:

Punching down.

As Dave points out, it implies you think certain groups of people are beneath you somehow.

 

[The Lounge Lizard]

"That's a good question".

Just grates my teeth.

 

[The Lounge Lizard]

Don't forget the painful "Thanks for having me".

I'm not your mother.

 

[Cheese sandwich]

Mint.

As in "the new Mitsubishi Sigma looks mint"

 

[Johns Magic]

“Food for thought”

A pretentious way of saying “I may be adding some genius here, but I don’t want to stand behind it in case it’s wrong.”

 

[Generalzod]

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[roofromoz]

The assumption that EVERYONE is talking about a particular thing.

 

[The Lounge Lizard]

Rain bomb. WTF!

Do they pay people to make this shit up?

 

[The Lounge Lizard]

Influencer.

Bunch of self opinionated toss wads who serve no purpose whatsoever.

 

[Sans Souci Saint]

Influencer.

Bunch of self opinionated toss wads who serve no purpose whatsoever.

When someone refers to themselves as an “influencer”, it really is quite special as they are influencing me to slap them as hard as I possibly can.

 

[Reflector]

'Scotty From Marketing'- this was amusing when the Betoota boys coined it a few years ago, but it's been repeated so often and so widely that it's become used by the kind of person who shouts "Taxiiiii!" when somebody spills their drink at the pub and thinks they're some kind of brilliant comedian.

'The Milk'- another one coined by the Betoota boys circa 2019, it's wearing thin. By the same logic, should we start calling NQ 'The Car', Dragons 'The Bank' or PENRITH 'The Other Milk'?

While on the topic of the Raiders-

When somebody (usually a journo) makes yet another reference to "The Green Machine" undergoing a "grease and oil change". I first heard this used over 20 years ago. Must be a hell of a long grease and oil change...

 

[The Lounge Lizard]

Thankfully it looks like "going viral" has gone out of favour since COVID came along.

 

[The Lounge Lizard]

Those illiterates that replace the "-ing" suffix with "-ink".

As in "I'm goink to the shop", pronounced "go-ink".

 

[The Rosco]

"Orientated"
STFU you dumb vagina, and stick to words you can spell on one hand.