1st Test: Australia v South Africa @ Gabba Dec 17-21, 2022

[hineyrulz]

Maybe he needs to take a dump?

The Merkin had a Vindaloo at lunch.

 

[hineyrulz]

Did I hear right earlier, that Aus and SA are ranked 1 & 2 in the Test rankings?? Geez ICC rankings are weird. Surely India, NZ and England are better than at least one of these 2 teams on current form...

I think Pou did the rankings.

 

[Meth]

could this be the shortest Test match to finish with a result?

 

[Hutty1986]

Indians ranting on cricinfo about the outrage when they prepare bunsens that produce 2 day tests

 

[Sphagnum]

He’s more of a Motorola than a Norkia this plodder

 

[Meth]

Did I hear right earlier, that Aus and SA are ranked 1 & 2 in the Test rankings?? Geez ICC rankings are weird. Surely India, NZ and England are better than at least one of these 2 teams on current form...

India are 2, South Africa 3

 

[Smug Panther]

Use your bat you silly merkin

 

[Smug Panther]

It's a shit pitch, and South Africa's batting is also shit. The two aren't mutually exclusive.

Two day test is no good. What am I meant to do tomorrow? Spend time with the family?!

It's a f**king excellent pitch

 

[TheParraboy]

I wanna see you lot in the BBL thread from 7pm for a real contest of bat and ball

Thunder v Renegades

 

[Smug Panther]

Use your bat you silly merkin

Not like that haha

 

[Hutty1986]

Uh oh..
Braindead from Ussy

 

[_snafu_]

Hope we don't do a Thunder.

 

[JamesRustle]

could this be the shortest Test match to finish with a result?

Hansie would be turning in his grave.

 

[2 weeks]

I wanna see you lot in the BBL thread from 7pm for a real contest of bat and ball

Thunder v Renegades

 

[hineyrulz]

I can see us losing 3 or 4 wickets getting to this total.

 

[mave]

Hansie would be turning in his grave.

*gamble responsibly*

 

[Bazal]

No more tests for Davey dumb dumb plz

 

[Hutty1986]

This ain't over yet

 

[Meth]

RIP Davey

 

[TheParraboy]

Be a bit hilarious if we won by 2-3 wickets here...