1st Ashes Test: Australia v England @ Gabba Dec 8-12, 2021

[Eelectrica]

Warney the mathimagician

 

[Meth]

“I like Mitchell Starc”

Shane Warne

That’s settled then

 

[AlwaysGreen]

Jack Leaches brother on the boundary there? ..

I think his whole family have changed their names and gone into hiding.

 

[Bazal]

I think his whole family have changed their names and gone into hiding.

They've all gone and put whatever the could find on their heads too.

Word is his brother stapled on some shagpile carpet.

 

[Hutty1986]

“I like Mitchell Starc”

Shane Warne

That’s settled then

I'd hate to see who he hated

 

[hineyrulz]

“I like Mitchell Starc”

Shane Warne

That’s settled then

 

[roofromoz]

f**k Hayden is an ugly shit talking wanker.

...

uh, no... that's a fairly water tight argument there. Well played.

 

[Smug Panther]

Warne is mostly right about Starc but f**k me he carries on

 

[Eelectrica]

Robinson still looks cooked tbh.

 

[hineyrulz]

It’s day 2 you merkins, this talk of declaration is pure madness.

 

[hineyrulz]

Robinson still looks cooked tbh.

He looked cooked before the start of play.

 

[roofromoz]

See, when Warney was Test captain, he would have...

 

[TheParraboy]

barmy army quiet, or they gone home?

 

[AlwaysGreen]

This is day 2 of the series, England have only bowled 78 overs, they look like they've been playing in 40 degree heat for 27 days straight

 

[Bazal]

Stokes is a tough merkin but he needs a captain who's gonna tell him not to bowl on one leg, not one who throws him the ball and says "help me out lad I've goofed this"

 

[roofromoz]

“I like Mitchell Starc”

Shane Warne

That’s settled then

"I believe it was a boaking accident".

 

[AlwaysGreen]

barmy army quiet, or they gone home?

Hopefully someone crammed that bugle up bugle boy's clacker

 

[hineyrulz]

barmy army quiet, or they gone home?

Passed out drunk.

 

[roofromoz]

I'd hate to see who he hated

Steve Waugh, apparently.

Surprised me too as he has never said anything about it.

 

[AlwaysGreen]

Root, Head it's all getting very bogany sexy out there.