1st Ashes Test: Australia v England @ Gabba Dec 8-12, 2021

[hineyrulz]

Remember Headingly Stokes??? Here’s some payback merkin.

 

[Bazal]

I really love this from Head. There's a bit of risk, but England are stumbling and he's really noticed and is just taking it to them.

 

[BunniesMan]

I love smashing the poms as much as anyone but seeing them so bloody red out there makes me uncomfortable. Modern teams have an army of support staff, why wouldn't even one be tasked with getting them covered in sun screen? I don't want any of these buggers getting hit by skin cancer in a few years

 

[Eelectrica]

Noooooo! They're not going to leave Leach stranded on 95 are they

 

[hineyrulz]

Lol Warney wants a declaration, plastic f**kwit.

 

[Bazal]

Lol Warney wants a declaration, plastic f**kwit.

He's lost his mojo, would have called for it 50 runs ahead last summer

 

[Bazal]

Oh nooooo Patty

 

[Hutty1986]

Sigh

 

[AdelaideSharky]

Lol Warney wants a declaration, plastic f**kwit.

The living wannabe Ken doll can get f**ked. Great bowler, massive tool.

 

[hineyrulz]

Paddy not happy to get out to Ellen.

 

[Smug Panther]

Ok Mitch throw that bat, you can't defend so you may as well

 

[Hutty1986]

Still on for a 200 lead here if f**king Starc doesn't just blindly slog at everything

 

[Bazal]

Ok Mitch throw that bat, you can't defend so you may as well

I reckon it's the right play either way. England are cooked. Stick it to em

 

[AdelaideSharky]

Ok Mitch throw that bat, you can't defend so you may as well

As long as he stays out there long enough for Head to get the ton.

 

[Eelectrica]

We're not declaring while Head is out there.

 

[Smug Panther]

Plastic face talking declarations fmd

 

[AlwaysGreen]

The umps calling two no balls is worse than calling none. Especially when worse no balls haven't been called. They're proving they are not doing a fundamental part of their job by choice.

We can't all be in Mensa pal.

 

[TheParraboy]

Jack Leaches brother on the boundary there? ..

 

[Bazal]

Hahahaha Trav the stump mic's on mate

 

[nöyd]

was that the c bomb lol