1st Test: New Zealand v Australia @ Basin Reserve Wellington Feb 29 - Mar 4, 2024

[Twizzle]

f**k me, is it April Fool's Day?

and another, starting to feel sorry for you guys

 

[Bazal]

Hahahaha this is amazing

 

[yobbo84]

Goodness me this is like watching Souths playing in Melbourne

Completely spooked, beaten themselves in their head before even stepping foot onto the field

 

[King-Gutho94]

How about that? Wtf are NZ doing they have shat the bed completely.

This is SA level of bed shitting on display here.

Watching the kiwis in a test match against Australia is basically the same as the saffas in a world cup semi final.

 

[Haffa]

Can we get the West Indies to fill in next test?

 

[Mr Angry]

Some times I have no words. Now the wonderkid goes...

All out for 56.....

 

[shiznit]

Haha! This morning has to be the most NZ Cricket thing I’ve ever seen.

can’t take the last wicket… and then our best batsman gets run out in the most ret@rded way possible! Lmfao.

and always when we actually get to play a test against Australia we shit the bed… lol

 

[Twizzle]

Paddy hasn't even rolled his arm over yet

 

[hineyrulz]

Black Craps.

 

[Haffa]

Can’t blame them for the runout happens walking down the street…..apparently

 

[hineyrulz]

Did the Black Caps get a morning speech from Mary ffs???

 

[_snafu_]

Did the Black Caps get a morning speech from Mary ffs???

DragoNZ cricket.

 

[King-Gutho94]

Did the Black Caps get a morning speech from Mary ffs???

Steve Kearney popped in and told the lads he was proud of them.

 

[hineyrulz]

Steve Kearney popped in and told the lads he was proud of them.

I’ll never forget the game Manly put 40 on us in the first half And I think in the second it was about 12-12 all and he said how proud he was of the Lads for fighting back.

After that Presser the only fan he had left was @Poupou Escobar

 

[edabomb]

I'm at the ground and word has it that Latham has finally completed his block.

Not much to do here except and bat and hope the last 2 days are a wash out.

 

[Meth]

lol

 

[Fangs]

Did the Black Caps get a morning speech from Mary ffs???

Run outs are similar to tries from kicks they don't really count. So they aren't going too bad NZ.

 

[JJ]

Watching the kiwis in a test match against Australia is basically the same as the saffas in a world cup semi final.

sadly, I'm starting to agree - just lame

 

[jargan83]

Just saw the Williamson run out and that's the funniest run out I've seen since I saw a teammate get run out by the bloke at Deep mid wicket while taking a single.

 

[King-Gutho94]

sadly, I'm starting to agree - just lame

Its a shame its a rivalry that's a bit untapped in test cricket atm with hard-fought competitive test cricket atm.

I remember the 2001/02 series in Australia as a kid and the Kiwis took it too us and we had to settle for 0-all draw.

It was one of the only series we couldn't win at home under Steve Waugh.

The test match in Perth Warnie got out for 99 the Kiwis were the dominant side.

And the test at the Gabba that finished at midnight they fell 10 runs short with 5 wickets left.

Bazball era they would have won it.

Then the Tri-Series we couldnt beat the Kiwis at all in the 4 matches either when Bond ripped us apart.