2019 ASHES: 5th Test Australia v England, The Oval Sept 12-16

[Bazal]

Siddle has only bowled 4 overs and he looks like he's ready for bed.

Mate he'd bowled one f**ken ball and I was ready for bed...

 

[Hutty1986]

FMD, Shittle has even made his way onto the LU website ads

 

[Pete Cash]

Pitch it up you old man

 

[Sphagnum]

FMD, Shittle has even made his way onto the LU website ads
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My android phone can barely.load this site anymore because of all that cancer. Slow as a siddle bouncer.

 

[Mr Spock!]

Paine again proving why isn't a captains arsehole.

If Smith captained this series we win 5 zip.

 

[Timbo]

Just quietly, I reckon I would’ve batted on this pitch.

 

[Raiders_Premiers]

Shittle looking about as dangerous as kale salad at a Brazilian BBQ

I reckon there's almost a perfect correlation to when the merkin stopped eating meat and started bowling at his pedestrian 120-130 cicks average

 

[King hit]

Drops it like a victorian

 

[Eelectrica]

Is it illegal to shoot Siddle?

 

[no name]

If it was a banana he would have caught it.

 

[Bazal]

Shoot the f**king merkin.

Literally in the face with a .303

 

[Slackboy72]

Oh dear oh dear oh dear

 

[Hutty1986]

Oh FFS. The oxygen thieving piece of shit is f**king us everywhere

 

[icewind]

omg shittle

 

[Pete Cash]

oh no

 

[Raiders_Premiers]

Oh you f**king Victorian banana loving merkin

 

[Tommy Smith]

I just came here to read all your posts after that drop.

Carry on.

 

[Bgoodorgoodatit]

So we have the chance to win a series in England for the first time since Horse blankets were replaced by knitted jumpers in the team kit and we:

Play a Darsh presumably to take some pressure off our bowlers

Play Siddle over starc or patto

Win the toss and bowl after making the decisions above

End up heaping a tonne more pressure on haze and Cummins

And just as I type are you f**king serious.....

 

[JW]

Always the Victorians.

 

[icewind]

concussion for siddle please