2022 PF Fri - North Qld 20-24 Parramatta @ Queensland Country Bank

[Fangs]

Oh stop trolling my dude, we're all lying about drunk in puddles of vomit, semen, and heart pills.

The night is young I'll toot my horn till Gabriel pegs me.

 

[hineyrulz]

No chance I could possibly cheer for this Parra team or Souffs for that matter. If we don’t win tomorrow night I’m clocking off early for the Rugby League year, simple as that.

Typical Pea heart, you had no problem cheering for Melbun.

 

[Poupou Escobar]

Not giving the ball to Brown or Moses is the only way Parra look like scoring.

Cowboys outside defenders were in their faces all game. But Moses did still get two LBAs. They should be worth points ffs.

 

[King hit]

Congratulations to Parramatta. Brilliant victory in incredibly tough circumstances. Take a bow Shaun Lane. He turned the game in the second half. That is going to hurt the cowboys but they can really hold their heads high this year. Nobody gave them a chance this year but they proved everyone wrong.

 

[Bazal]

Cowboys outside defenders were in their faces all game. But Moses did still get two LBAs. They should be worth points ffs.

And DylBro still ran 15 times for 126m. He was denting the line, he just couldn't often get that money ball out to the backs and they defended his step back against the grain well.

 

[King hit]

Congrats Parramatta.

But Jesus, we really, really have to do something about the standard of NRL refereeing.

Haha here is Thurston throwing his post game tantrum

 

[Reflector]

All Eels fans going to the big one next weekend should shave their heads bald. The female ones too. The whole Parra supportes end of Accor could look like the poster for Being John Malkovich:

 

[Poupou Escobar]

And DylBro still ran 15 times for 126m. He was denting the line, he just couldn't often get that money ball out to the backs and they defended his step back against the grain well.

The Cowboys are a great defensive side. As has been the case for us a few times this year, the best way to play the top defensive teams is to just roll through the middle and wear them down. Trying to go around them is very risky.

 

[Reflector]

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[Fangs]

The Parramatta Eels

 

[Smug Panther]

And DylBro still ran 15 times for 126m. He was denting the line, he just couldn't often get that money ball out to the backs and they defended his step back against the grain well.

Might just be a center aye

 

[shear_joy9]

Not sure how it happened but Shane Lane is currently the best second rower in the world

 

[hineyrulz]

Hiney, Bazal, you guys okay?

Barely survived it, i can't do another close one next week ffs!!

 

[hineyrulz]

I LIVE FOR EELS FANS.

 

[The Silverdale Phantom]

The Cowboys are a great defensive side. As has been the case for us a few times this year, the best way to play the top defensive teams is to just roll through the middle and wear them down. Trying to go around them is very risky.

True, there were some decent runs up the middle there.

I always like the surprised look on forwards faces when they break through.

Then the “What do I do now?” expression.

Everyone at the Tigers is happy for Bea and Jakob.

 

[Fangs]

Ladies and gentlemen it is THE PARRAMATTA EELS in this final mister speaker.

 

[Parra Pride]

Honestly I think the Cowboys may have planned for it to be more humid than it actually ended up being, the humidity not being quite as humid as they had planned lead to them not being prepared for the last little bit of energy we had to kick ahead in at the end of the second half.

 

[hineyrulz]

McLean belongs in the womens league

He was picked ahead of RCG for Origin 3 lol, Freddy you earthing stoner weirdo.

 

[Munky]

Honestly I think the Cowboys may have planned for it to be more humid than it actually ended up being, the humidity not being quite as humid as they had planned lead to them not being prepared for the last little bit of energy we had to kick ahead in at the end of the second half.

The Cowboys forgot lessons from the great war of 2015 and stopped playing with an eight point lead.

Ben Hunt shed a tear tonight watching his old nemesis repeating his mistakes.

 

[JokerEel]

I'm more concerned with how we choked like Parramatta usually do. All of those tries we conceded were down to poor defensive reads. Parramatta are more deserving of a spot in the big dance for defending better and beating Penrith twice.

Doesn't change the fact Parramatta were lucky that the refs awarded them two tries off blatantly forward passes and our game refuses to let the video ref overule it. I know you're an Eels fan, but you have to admit it's a poor look for our game when rugby union allows its video refs to rule on forward passes.

You didn't Choke you were gifted an easy draw all season and came up against another team in the first week with another easy draw..

If the Cowboys were a good side they win up in Townsville tonight. They didn't boohoo.

I would not be comparing Rugby Union to League.and their officiating or rules.