2nd ASHES TEST: @ Lords Jun 28 - Jul 2nd, 2023

[Hutty1986]

Oh dear...

 

[Eelectrica]

Hope brain food is on the menu. Can’t believe we still don’t have a plan for Stokes when he’s in full attack mode.

 

[LeedsRhinos]

Aussies getting some stick from a bunch of old posh fellas going in for lunch, you love to see it

 

[hineyrulz]

I'm booing these dumb f**ks as well, mindless half tracker short crap.

At least the Poms were bowling short but high and making it hard to score runs ffs.

 

[LeedsRhinos]

Long room folks arguing with the Aussies

 

[BunniesMan]

I've played senior Cricket for 22 years and I know not to just go wandering out of my crease like a brainless test like Bairstow did.

He did rock back and scratched behind the crease. Only then he went forward and left the crease. Surely that says the ball is dead to any reasonable person

 

[mozza91]

You’re a skinny posh blonde knob and your name is Stuart. Nobody could possibly be intimidated by you.

 

[Kilkenny]

Terrible bowling awful captaincy

 

[JamesRustle]

He's exposed green as the gash he is.

Didn't the Windies do this to Stokes in a T20 final? It was funny then.

 

[jargan83]

He did rock back and scratched behind the crease. Only then he went forward and left the crease. Surely that says the ball is dead to any reasonable person

And the side on replay shown by the broadcaster showed him scratch a line and go for a hike immediately for 3 or 4 balls in a row.

It was clever play from Carey to realise Bairstow likes a wander.

Even the Pommy Commentators say it was out

 

[Mr. Shaman]

Long room folks arguing with the Aussies

Long room folks mouthing off at the only brown guy. No doubt old posh racists.

 

[some11]

Aussies getting some stick from a bunch of old posh fellas going in for lunch, you love to see it

Yeah one of them aimed their bile at Khawaja.

No surprise there.

 

[The Mad Hatter]

He did rock back and scratched behind the crease. Only then he went forward and left the crease. Surely that says the ball is dead to any reasonable person

Keeper immediately threw the ball. In any level of cricket, that’s out.

 

[Bazal]

Tactically that might be the worst session of cricket I can remember.

Just awful. Cummins hasn't got a clue, which is sad because he's a superhuman bowler.

 

[LeedsRhinos]

 

[Port Stephens Magpie]

Absolutely disgraceful tactics from Australia. They deserve to lose imo

 

[AlwaysGreen]

1 all coming up.

 

[BunniesMan]

And the side on replay shown by the broadcaster showed him scratch a line and go for a hike immediately after 3 or 4 balls.

It was clever play from Carey to realise Bairstow likes a wander.

Even the Pommy Commentators say it was out

Everyone knows what it was. Appealing that was cheap. Far worse than appealing a mankad and I know lots of dummies who hate the mankad

 

[Sphagnum]

Off to bed. I fully expect to wake up to a repeat of Headingley.

Yep good call. Night merkins

 

[Bazal]

Racist old pedos.