2nd Test: Australia v India at Perth Dec 14-18 2018 - AUSTRALIA WON BY 146 RUNS

[The Charlatan]

Good fight by the boys. Great show with the ball by the GOAT.

Think Paine has found the right balance. Don't be pushovers, but don't be intolerable merkins either.

N.B. Get f**ked Kohli.

 

[jargan83]

Has there been a worse tail in Test Cricket than the current Indian 8-11?

We've all seen some awful batsmen come in at number 11 but in this day and age most tail enders can at least hold a bat.

 

[Bazal]

Normally, it irks me when they say "please welcome the losing captain" at the presentation. Normally I think they should just say "please welcome the Indian captain".

But in this case I'm fine with it

 

[WaznTheGreat]

Has there been a worse tail in Test Cricket than the current Indian 8-11?

We've all seen some awful batsmen come in at number 11 but in this day and age most tail enders can at least hold a bat.

Our top 6 LOL

 

[jargan83]

Our top 6 LOL

Ishant Sharma would bat at number 137 if he were Australian

 

[Bazal]

Lol Rat King trying to distance himself from the fact he made a mistake not picking a spinner

"Nathan bowled really well on a pitch that didn't assist him"

Mate he was turning it square day two... You done goofed, son

 

[Timbo]

I said on day 1 - this is an incredibly arrogant team, picking that bowling line up as they are all genuine #11s.

8-9-10-11 for India combined for 11 runs for the match. Absolute madness when they had Ravi Jadeja and Boovy Kumar in the squad.

 

[tumbidragon]

Pant really is Pants.

Needs more 'yeah boi, yeah boi. Let's go boi!' from stump mic to confirm.

 

[WaznTheGreat]

Ravi Shastri still living off that 150 he got against a 200kg Warne

 

[JJ]

I said on day 1 - this is an incredibly arrogant team, picking that bowling line up as they are all genuine #11s.

8-9-10-11 for India combined for 11 runs for the match. Absolute madness when they had Ravi Jadeja and Boovy Kumar in the squad.

Bit of arrogance, but mainly just horribly misreading the pitch

 

[Twizzle]

Patterson in for Handscomb for the Melbourne test

 

[Timbo]

Bit of arrogance, but mainly just horribly misreading the pitch

I don't care if it had branches growing out of it - you can't afford to have eight of your twenty wickets add only eleven runs.

 

[Bazal]

Patterson in for Handscomb for the Melbourne test

Yeah, would rather a bloke who can score hundreds over a guy with a conversion rate of about 6.87%

Like Joe Burns

 

[The Charlatan]

Our top 6 LOL

Ya merkin you beat me to it.

 

[The Charlatan]

Ishant Sharma would bat at number 137 if he were Australian

He'd open for us.

 

[Bazal]

He'd open for us.

He wouldn't even bat eleven for my clubs sixth grade side. And those merkins haven't won a game

 

[The Charlatan]

He wouldn't even bat eleven for my clubs sixth grade side. And those merkins haven't won a game

Well now you know how low my opinion of Finch is!

 

[Sphagnum]

I'm just gonna say it... Gerald Wheatley looks like a deadset sex offender

Sounds like one too.

 

[jargan83]

He'd open for us.

I know this is probably our worst batting line up in history but let's not be completely ridiculous lol.

 

[Bazal]

I had something else to say, but then I lost myself in Patty Cummins' eyes for three thousand years...