2nd Test: Australia v India at Perth Dec 14-18 2018 - AUSTRALIA WON BY 146 RUNS

[AlwaysGreen]

2nd test ratings:
Finch 3: Fat, should have got liposuction when he went to hospital with a paper cut.
Harris 5: Rolf looks ok, will probably get dropped because of levers deficiency
Khawaja 6: As a Pakistani- Australian he wins twice against India
Marsh -4: Elite Marshery. Kill it with fire
Hanscombe 1: should try batting a bit deeper in his crease, maybe in Antarctica
Head 5: Worst donkey to bat number 6 since he who cannot be named
Paine 10: not Wadey
Cummins 7: the best number 8 in the game
Starc 6: Soft underdone left handed loser.
Lord King Nathan GOAT of Lyon 9: did ok
Hazelwood 6: Ok

 

[TheParraboy]

Some great Aussie sledges on social media, hardly any Indians about

My favourite

Stand in best player in the world loses test to stand in captain

Ouch

 

[hineyrulz]

I'm just gonna say it... Gerald Wheatley looks like a deadset sex offender

Everytime I see the merkin on TV I think Amber alert.

 

[JJ]

Some great Aussie sledges on social media, hardly any Indians about

My favourite

Stand in best player in the world loses test to stand in captain

Ouch

 

[Bazal]

Everytime I see the merkin on TV I think Amber alert.

 

[hineyrulz]

I’m Chris Hannnnnnnnnnson!!

 

[Sphagnum]

Imagine how many runs Steve Smith is going to score when he returns as just a batsman.

It's scary

 

[Eelectrica]

If any one in CA had a brain in their head Smith would be playing the second half of the shield season at the very least.

 

[Pete Cash]

This is what I want from Australia in the field. Thought we were perfect with the aggression.

I just want more heart from the batting

 

[mozza91]

Wrapped it up quickly. Great win!

Would use my entire body to pleasure Lyon to be honest. No homo.

 

[The Charlatan]

This is what I want from Australia in the field. Thought we were perfect with the aggression.

I just want more heart from the batting

This is what I was talking about Pete. You can be aggressive without being a total merkin. That was the perfect mix.

Also glad Paine has shit on the nice guy image a bit.

 

[King hit]

Really liked our boys getting confrontational and standing up to Kohli’s shit. We’ve been really lacking in this department for a while.

 

[Twizzle]

If any one in CA had a brain in their head Smith would be playing the second half of the shield season at the very least.

answered your own question there

 

[JJ]

Really liked our boys getting confrontational and standing up to Kohli’s shit. We’ve been really lacking in this department for a while.

Lol no you haven't

Paine is doing a great job. Add Smith and hopefully find two or three young bats and you're getting formidable again

 

[Sphagnum]

Apparently Indians can't swim either

 

[TheParraboy]

Ch7 caught this, looks like some in fighting in India, hehe

Ishant and Jadeja going at it....

Not a good united look for them, that's for sure


https://www.msn.com/en-au/sport/cri...s-in-on-field-spat/ar-BBR6Clx?ocid=spartanntp

 

[Sphagnum]

Ch7 caught this, looks like some in fighting in India, hehe

Ishant and Jadeja going at it....

Not a good united look for them, that's for sure


https://www.msn.com/en-au/sport/cri...s-in-on-field-spat/ar-BBR6Clx?ocid=spartanntp

Bet you Sharma wanted him to go to fine leg or something so he didn't have to walk from fine leg to fine leg and Jadeja said 'but that's where you belong you unco giraffe'

 

[Eelectrica]

I'd be having all three suspended players in the second half of the shield season to be clear. Not that CA gives a damn about that.

It would lift the profile of shield which no one really cares about. And help get the players re-acclimated to playing at a higher level than club cricket. Gonna need them playing well if we're not going to go from WC champions to WC wooden spooners, also if we're to have any chance in the Ashes.

I mean when QLD won last year (does anyone even remember who wins these anymore) it was pats on the back, and well done, now try to unf*ck the situation in SA.

 

[TheParraboy]

Bet you Sharma wanted him to go to fine leg or something so he didn't have to walk from fine leg to fine leg and Jadeja said 'but that's where you belong you unco giraffe'

Not sure about that as Sami was bowling from that end and he had to stop them, looked like they were fielding at mid off and mid on, don't know but looked great . Looked worse than anything Paine and Kholi did

 

[Meth]

good win Aussies. Much needed life into the series