Weird that we utterly pumped you guys on flat Australian wickets...weird.
What do expect when your 2 opening bowlers are seam and swing bowlers. They are not going to do much on flat decks are they? just make the home side that are use to the conditions look good.
And your mob can't do shit on decent cricket wickets. Another away series loss for you With an ageing attack and top order. No keeper or spin bowler of any note. I know who will win more games of cricket continuing into the future and it's not your boring mob of Plods.
Neither can yours. They constantly lose in England, India, UAE on any pitch that requires morons to think before they swing the willow.
You have no spinner or keeper of note just honest plodders. Your golden years are over. You have lost 5 of the past 7 ashes series.
Any decent pace attack or a quality spin bowler on a turning deck or seaming deck would easily rip apart your fragile top order.
Like it has done so in Trent Bridge

what an embarrassment.
I don't give a stuff a about losing a test series against Pakistan away.
The team is rebuilding and will take time and they will lose in South Africa but it won't bother me.
At least we still hold the Ashes
