5TH ASHES TEST: England v Australia at The Oval Aug 21-25, 2013

[hineyrulz]

Root is an arsey bastard..

Nicking them every where but the slips & gully..

Warner didn't hit him hard enough.

 

[Horrie Is God]

Warner didn't hit him hard enough.

Mr Teeny should've hit him with one of his roller-skates..

Root has almost chopped Starc on twice too..

 

[hineyrulz]

Mr Teeny should've hit him with one of his roller-skates..

Root has almost chopped Starc on twice too..

More ass than Joey Johns.

 

[Horrie Is God]

And some more arse with the close LBW..

 

[hineyrulz]

Gee these Merkins are boring to watch.

 

[hineyrulz]

65 runs that session ZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.

 

[BunniesMan]

These f**kwits already batting for a draw.

 

[AlwaysGreen]

I have to say with the bowling attack England have got I'd be playing for a draw as well.

 

[lockyno1]

That is why I was worried when every yob looked good when we batted...this pitch is a road!

 

[Xfactor1979]

Typical boring cricket

Its parts of test matches like these (and matches on the subcontinent) which have people saying test cricket is dead or cricket is boring

Mind you, when youve got the series won, and when australia scores 500 (a score that usually doesnt lose test matches) I would also be playing like this too

 

[Horrie Is God]

The Oval is known for producing reverse swing, but we haven't seen any this test so far..

Probably due to that rain yesterday..

 

[Xfactor1979]

Wasn't the oval one of the fastest pitches for fast bowlers?

It doesn't help that james faulkner is bowling medium pace

And james faulkner looks like a dud test selection. His bowling is pretty plain

 

[Horrie Is God]

Fast Eddie Cowan seems to have a new job as tape man..

 

[hineyrulz]

f**k you Root you Tinny merkin.

 

[Horrie Is God]

Lol..

Root falling for the leg side trap..

Lyon is bowling well..

 

[TheParraboy]

2/118

lyon gets a root

 

[TheParraboy]

we get kevin out here as well as Ian, then I tell you what we start looking at the follow on score

 

[Xfactor1979]

Weather forecast is not good in london tomorrow

 

[BDR]

Something tells me we will rue that session and a half that got rained out earlier in the match.

 

[hineyrulz]

Lyon looking really good so far, been under bowled so far today.